So, apparently this exists.

[LMNO]

Themed gangs...Kids these days.

I remember back in MY day, there was only one gang "theme" and it was "trouble."

"IT STARTS WITH 'T' AND THAT RHYMES WITH 'P' AND THAT STANDS FOR POOL!"
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[Phox]

Themed gangs...Kids these days.

I remember back in MY day, there was only one gang "theme" and it was "trouble."

I am still hoping one of these days all gangs decide to get themes. Then it would be likeThe Warriors up in this bitch.

"Oh, The Baseball Furies are rumbling with the Juggalos again." Fuck yeah. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Gang initiation includes shoplifting the make-up, choosing an acceptably bad-ass clown face, and going back to the same store as before to shoplift enough Faygo for the whole gang. You are automatically made gang-leader if you are dating a fat bitch named Bridget, own a rusty ax, and/or know voodoo.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Alright...you got me. Jokes over.

Really, though. Make it stop.

Seriously, I keep refreshing the link and it's still there.

It's not funny anymore! 

[navkat]

I am still hoping one of these days all gangs decide to get themes. Then it would be likeThe Warriors up in this bitch.

"Oh, The Baseball Furies are rumbling with the Juggalos again." Fuck yeah. 

THERE'S GONNA BE A RUMBLE TONIIIIIGHT.

[LMNO]

CAN YOU DIG IT!?

[Cain]

You know where this will ultimately lead, though?  Justin Bieber themed gangs

[kingyak]

And while we're subject, anyone who missed this should read it. IMO it's the most entertaining thing Ronson's ever written:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god

"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."

We watch the video for another few seconds: "It becomes apparent that Shaggy and J consider any understanding of the actual workings of these 'miracles' to be corrosive. To them, knowledge is seen as a threat... For ICP a true understanding of 'fucking rainbows' would reduce them to, as Keats put it, 'the dull catalogue of common things'."

Violent J shakes his head sorrowfully. "Who looks at the stars at night and says, 'Oh, those are gaseous forms of plutonium'?" he says. "No! You look at the stars and you think, 'Those are beautiful.'"

Suddenly he glances at me. The woman in the video is bespectacled and nerdy. I am bespectacled and nerdy. Might I have a similar motive?

"I don't know how magnets work," I say, to put him at his ease.

"Nobody does, man!" he replies, relieved. "Magnetic force, man. What else is similar to that on this Earth? Nothing! Magnetic force is fascinating to us. It's right there, in your fucking face. You can feel them pulling. You can't see it. You can't smell it. You can't touch it. But there's a fucking force there. That's cool!"

[Cain]

Looking into the eyes of an elephant is a life-changing experience.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

And while we're subject, anyone who missed this should read it. IMO it's the most entertaining thing Ronson's ever written:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/09/insane-clown-posse-christians-god

"Have you ever stood next to an elephant, my friend?" asks Violent J. "A fucking elephant is a miracle. If people can't see a fucking miracle in a fucking elephant, then life must suck for them, because an elephant is a fucking miracle. So is a giraffe."

We watch the video for another few seconds: "It becomes apparent that Shaggy and J consider any understanding of the actual workings of these 'miracles' to be corrosive. To them, knowledge is seen as a threat... For ICP a true understanding of 'fucking rainbows' would reduce them to, as Keats put it, 'the dull catalogue of common things'."

Violent J shakes his head sorrowfully. "Who looks at the stars at night and says, 'Oh, those are gaseous forms of plutonium'?" he says. "No! You look at the stars and you think, 'Those are beautiful.'"

Suddenly he glances at me. The woman in the video is bespectacled and nerdy. I am bespectacled and nerdy. Might I have a similar motive?

"I don't know how magnets work," I say, to put him at his ease.

"Nobody does, man!" he replies, relieved. "Magnetic force, man. What else is similar to that on this Earth? Nothing! Magnetic force is fascinating to us. It's right there, in your fucking face. You can feel them pulling. You can't see it. You can't smell it. You can't touch it. But there's a fucking force there. That's cool!"

It hurts me deeply to hear ICP compared to John Keats.

Sidenote: Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! They're Christians?! I'm not sure if that's funny because it doesn't make sense or funny because it makes TOO MUCH sense.

[Juana]

They started claiming that a few years ago, I think.

Looking into the eyes of an elephant is a life-changing experience.

[Cain]

I do love how Ronson is continually able to deflect scrutiny from himself,  despite using terrible excuses that wouldn't hold up for a second if tried by anyone else.

I still remember the time he was taken by a bunch of UK based radical Muslims to one of their camps, and then they realised he was Jewish...

[Junkenstein]

"So all those unpleasant characters in the songs," I ask, "like the narrator in I Stuck Her With My Wang, they're examples of people you shouldn't be?"

"Huh?" Violent J says.

"Well, it's very unpleasant," I say. "'I stuck her with my wang. She hit me in the balls. I grabbed her by her neck. And I bounced her off the walls. She said it was an accident and then apologised. But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes.' That's clearly a song about domestic violence. So your Christian message is... don't be like that man?"

"Huh?" Violent J repeats, mystified.

There's a silence.

Half the challenge in interviewing them is resisting the urge to violently educate them.

[East Coast Hustle]

It hurts me deeply to hear ICP compared to John Keats.

I agree, though I'm impressed that someone even found a comparison that's actually insulting to ICP.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

...gaseous forms of plutonium...

Any asshole who passed fourth grade science... No... Just no. Never mind.