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CHENEY HAS NO PULSE...ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OR JUST MONTY BURNS?

Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, March 14, 2012, 03:48:51 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

March 14, 2012, 03:48:51 AM
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#1
March 14, 2012, 04:03:11 AM
HE DOESN'T HAVE A PULSE??????????

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The heartbeat is such an intrinsic part of being a living person that I am incredibly creeped out by people without one walking around.
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#2
March 14, 2012, 04:05:46 AM
Vampire.
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Phox

#3
March 14, 2012, 04:06:24 AM
Yeah, I remember hearing about this awhile ago. Always makes me laugh.  :lulz:

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#4
March 14, 2012, 04:06:55 AM
He's slowly becoming as creepy and artificial in the flesh as he is in spirit. I expect laser beam eyes and his human jaw to be replaced with a piece of twisted iron.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#5
March 14, 2012, 04:08:40 AM
He never had a heart anyway.
I expect his head will be cryogenically frozen until they can figure out how to get it to work on a robot.
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Don Coyote

#6
March 14, 2012, 04:10:33 AM
I WANT A NUCLEAR POWERED BEATLESS HEART!!!!!!!

Oysters Rockefeller

#7
March 14, 2012, 04:14:30 AM
I'm so glad this is a real thing.

I just...I'm just so happy about learning this I don't know what to do.

Sidenote: I once tried to start a satirical punk rock band of "republicans." We were going to sing about trickle down economics and Jesus and be called "Dick and the Cheneys."
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?
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Oysters Rockefeller

#9
March 14, 2012, 04:21:26 AM
The cries of a thousand small orphans silenced by the dark lord Beelzebub.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Salty

#10
March 14, 2012, 05:27:32 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 14, 2012, 04:05:46 AM
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Fixed.
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#11
March 14, 2012, 05:33:39 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?

You know the sound you get when you put a shell up to your ear? Like that, only with more of a roar and a hint of sly slithering under the masking growl. If you put your ear to Dick Cheney's chest and leave it there too long, a tentacle will enter your ear and stab at your brain, implanting a cyborg Cheney fetus amongst the curves and crevasses of your grey matter.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Phox

#12
March 14, 2012, 05:35:40 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?
As funny as some of the replies to this are, I remember reading about these fancy pumps, and apparently they make a faint clicking or sucking sound.

AFK

#13
March 14, 2012, 11:00:03 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 14, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?

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March 14, 2012, 04:49:11 PM
Quote from: Alty on March 14, 2012, 05:27:32 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 14, 2012, 04:05:46 AM
Vampire Undead Reptilian Nightmare David Icke's wet dream.

Fixed.
Double fixed.
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