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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by EK WAFFLR, March 17, 2012, 03:43:40 AM

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EK WAFFLR

March 17, 2012, 03:43:40 AM
 Model train enthusiasts are the. Cocking shitnibbles. Holy goddamn fucknuggets.  Just wanted y'all to know that. Smores.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

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March 17, 2012, 03:45:09 AM
I can't tell if that's a positive or negative thing to say. :lol:

EK WAFFLR

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March 17, 2012, 03:47:25 AM
Me neithet. I'll hopefully know when they recover my braind. I hope it hazn't been run through a cementmixer. 
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Richter

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March 17, 2012, 03:48:31 AM
Some people can only run a train in miniature.  The rest of us should just feel bad for them.  Then laugh behind their backs.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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EK WAFFLR

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March 17, 2012, 03:52:18 AM
I fon't know kg I'd dare to. Some of these people seem to have super hearing. I swear one of them heard my thoughts.
The g&t was great thoughm. 
Toot toot.
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EK WAFFLR

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March 17, 2012, 04:04:56 AM
Vaguely related: sleeping on a sofa is bad. Woe is me. =-O
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EK WAFFLR

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March 19, 2012, 12:51:33 PM
The fuck is this?  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

#7
March 19, 2012, 01:22:19 PM
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should lock up your computer when drinking heavily.

EK WAFFLR

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March 19, 2012, 01:49:32 PM
I think we all should be overjoyed that I left my phone at home on saturday.
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Nephew Twiddleton

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March 19, 2012, 02:29:32 PM
 :lulz:
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