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Started by EK WAFFLR, March 17, 2012, 03:43:40 AM

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EK WAFFLR

March 17, 2012, 03:43:40 AM
 Model train enthusiasts are the. Cocking shitnibbles. Holy goddamn fucknuggets.  Just wanted y'all to know that. Smores.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

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March 17, 2012, 03:45:09 AM
I can't tell if that's a positive or negative thing to say. :lol:

EK WAFFLR

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March 17, 2012, 03:47:25 AM
Me neithet. I'll hopefully know when they recover my braind. I hope it hazn't been run through a cementmixer. 
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Richter

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March 17, 2012, 03:48:31 AM
Some people can only run a train in miniature.  The rest of us should just feel bad for them.  Then laugh behind their backs.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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EK WAFFLR

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March 17, 2012, 03:52:18 AM
I fon't know kg I'd dare to. Some of these people seem to have super hearing. I swear one of them heard my thoughts.
The g&t was great thoughm. 
Toot toot.
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EK WAFFLR

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March 17, 2012, 04:04:56 AM
Vaguely related: sleeping on a sofa is bad. Woe is me. =-O
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EK WAFFLR

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March 19, 2012, 12:51:33 PM
The fuck is this?  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

#7
March 19, 2012, 01:22:19 PM
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should lock up your computer when drinking heavily.

EK WAFFLR

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March 19, 2012, 01:49:32 PM
I think we all should be overjoyed that I left my phone at home on saturday.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

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March 19, 2012, 02:29:32 PM
 :lulz:
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