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Payne's Messiah Complex

Started by Doktor Howl, March 20, 2012, 04:21:52 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
December 06, 2012, 07:17:45 PM
Payne's Messiah Complex now also offers Penance To Go™.  It can be supersized for an additional $0.50.
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Cainad (dec.)

#76
December 06, 2012, 09:06:32 PM
Payne's Messiah Complex didn't award me my Ecclesiastical Employee of the Month Certificate until AFTER I got banned from the whole thing.

I still get the discount on Baptisms by Jenkem, though. I'm told it's even more potent than a baptism by fire!

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December 07, 2012, 07:12:16 AM
Quote from: Cainad on December 06, 2012, 09:06:32 PM
Payne's Messiah Complex didn't award me my Ecclesiastical Employee of the Month Certificate until AFTER I got banned from the whole thing.

I still get the discount on Baptisms by Jenkem, though. I'm told it's even more potent than a baptism by fire!

The euphoria lasts longer and the scarring is about the same, so all things considered, that's a step up, yeah?
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