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Started by Cain, March 20, 2012, 08:51:51 PM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 20, 2012, 10:28:16 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 20, 2012, 10:22:36 PM
It sounds like the world(This growing misogeny is not just a USA thing) needs a fertility god taking credit for every impregnation ever. And consequently and preemptively signing all those abominationable permission slips.
I propose some mix between Chuck Norris, Ron jeremy, various old fertility gods but of course mostly the glorious generalissimo Enrico Salazar.

Needs George Zimmer and GIGGLES.

GIGGLES is the God of Madness and Suffering. He leaves .gifs on the computers of naughty children.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 20, 2012, 09:17:18 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on March 20, 2012, 09:14:49 PM
This kind of shit affects everybody, I'm sure there's a lot of guys who don't like the idea of having their wages garnished for 18 years over a busted condom. I mean, what if they can't be tracked down in time to sign the damn thing?

Well, that's not really the point.  The point is, I wouldn't like to be told what I can and cannot do with my body, and therefore I don't believe that women should be held accountable to men for what they do with their bodies.

This isn't about abortion.  It's about returning women to second class status.

Yep yep yep.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

http://www.azcentral.com/members/Blog/PoliticalInsider/157762

Quote from: Arizon Rep. Terri ProudPersonally I'd like to make a law that mandates a woman watch an abortion being performed prior to having a "surgical procedure". If it's not a life it shouldn't matter, if it doesn't harm a woman then she shouldn't care, and don't we want more transparency and education in the medical profession anyway? We demand it everywhere else.

Until the dead child can tell me that she/he does not feel any pain – I have no intentions of clearing the conscience of the living – I will be voting YES."

LMNO

Mrs LMNO pointed out a recent report that showed a growing percentage of women who are earning more than their spouses, and remarked that some of this vag-bashing could be related to the fear of female economic independence.

Cain

Quote from: Corey RobinHistorically, the conservative has sought to forestall the march of democracy in both the public and the private spheres, on the assumption that advances in the one necessarily spur advances in the other. Still, the more profound and prophetic stance on the right has been to cede the field of the public, if he must, but stand fast in the private. Allow men and women to become democratic citizens of the state; make sure they remain feudal subjects in the family, the factory, and the field.

Oysters Rockefeller

#20
The guys last name is Dick?!

Are we sure he isn't a robot?

EDIT: That would explain his lack of human emotions...
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2012, 01:10:15 PM
Mrs LMNO pointed out a recent report that showed a growing percentage of women who are earning more than their spouses, and remarked that some of this vag-bashing could be related to the fear of female economic independence.

Not to mention the fact that women are currently the most crucial group of voters.

Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 04:07:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2012, 01:10:15 PM
Mrs LMNO pointed out a recent report that showed a growing percentage of women who are earning more than their spouses, and remarked that some of this vag-bashing could be related to the fear of female economic independence.

Not to mention the fact that women are currently the most crucial group of voters.

And this doohickey that Moozlum signed.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#23
And, iirc, have 80% of the buying power in the US.


edited to add link: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6423213
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Freeky

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2012, 01:10:15 PM
Mrs LMNO pointed out a recent report that showed a growing percentage of women who are earning more than their spouses, and remarked that some of this vag-bashing could be related to the fear of female economic independence.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 04:07:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2012, 01:10:15 PM
Mrs LMNO pointed out a recent report that showed a growing percentage of women who are earning more than their spouses, and remarked that some of this vag-bashing could be related to the fear of female economic independence.

Not to mention the fact that women are currently the most crucial group of voters.


Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 21, 2012, 07:53:15 PM
And, iirc, have 80% of the buying power in the US.


edited to add link: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6423213

This makes so much sense of everything now.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 21, 2012, 07:53:15 PM
And, iirc, have 80% of the buying power in the US.


edited to add link: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6423213

I hope so.

I mean, I'm a dumbfuck.  I can't be trusted to dress myself, much less make purchasing decisions.  If I didn't have Enabler and Freeky keeping shit straight, I'd be pushing up daisies by now, because I tried to make soup out of laundry detergent or some shit.

Likewise, buying a car?  HAH!  Mileage?  What's THAT?
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 07:57:55 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on March 21, 2012, 07:53:15 PM
And, iirc, have 80% of the buying power in the US.


edited to add link: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6423213

I hope so.

I mean, I'm a dumbfuck.  I can't be trusted to dress myself, much less make purchasing decisions.  If I didn't have Enabler and Freeky keeping shit straight, I'd be pushing up daisies by now, because I tried to make soup out of laundry detergent or some shit.

Likewise, buying a car?  HAH!  Mileage?  What's THAT?

:lol:  I'd believe it.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cain

Hanna's taken a few unpopular stances against his own party.  He is a weird cross between those somewhat more moderate New England Republicans and a libertarian (affiliated with the Cato Institute), which explains a lot of it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."