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Dear Filthy Assistant

Started by Doktor Howl, April 05, 2012, 05:47:58 PM

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Luna

#15
April 05, 2012, 09:23:27 PM
Is it horrible that I started grinning at the title, chucking at "inside the reactor," and laughing loud enough to frighten my seatmate on the bus at "agitator?"
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#16
April 05, 2012, 09:33:25 PM
So it didnt really occur to him that an expendable camcoder of sorts would be suffiecient to see what was going on instead of suggesting something that could lead to a wrongful death suit?
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Luna

#17
April 05, 2012, 09:34:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 05, 2012, 09:33:25 PM
So it didnt really occur to him that an expendable camcoder of sorts would be suffiecient to see what was going on instead of suggesting something that could lead to a wrongful death suit?

Please.  Camcorders cost MONEY.  Exploding an employee is plugging a payroll leak.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Doktor Howl

#18
April 05, 2012, 11:04:13 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 05, 2012, 09:33:25 PM
So it didnt really occur to him that an expendable camcoder of sorts would be suffiecient to see what was going on instead of suggesting something that could lead to a wrongful death suit?

Thing is, he's really, really stupid.
Molon Lube

Reginald Ret

#19
April 05, 2012, 11:44:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on April 05, 2012, 09:34:25 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 05, 2012, 09:33:25 PM
So it didnt really occur to him that an expendable camcoder of sorts would be suffiecient to see what was going on instead of suggesting something that could lead to a wrongful death suit?

Please.  Camcorders cost MONEY.  Exploding an employee is plugging a payroll leak.
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#20
April 06, 2012, 12:56:32 AM
Well, at the end of the day, Filthy Assistant threw a complete fucking wobbler, and acted so irrationally that I have banned him from the production portion of the refinery.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
April 06, 2012, 02:09:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 12:56:32 AM
Well, at the end of the day, Filthy Assistant threw a complete fucking wobbler, and acted so irrationally that I have banned him from the production portion of the refinery.

:lulz:

Details?
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navkat

#22
April 06, 2012, 02:13:01 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on April 05, 2012, 09:02:19 PM
Was this guy born naturally stupid, or did he have learn it?

I do believe that level of stupidity is something one has to work at. Good thing he's not lazy.

Doktor Howl

#23
April 06, 2012, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 06, 2012, 02:09:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 12:56:32 AM
Well, at the end of the day, Filthy Assistant threw a complete fucking wobbler, and acted so irrationally that I have banned him from the production portion of the refinery.

:lulz:

Details?

Not sure.  He just blew the fuck up in the end of the day meeting.

I caught maybe one word out of three.
Molon Lube

Richter

#24
April 06, 2012, 02:50:47 AM
Ye BALLS.  :eek:

... :lulz:
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
April 06, 2012, 06:30:52 PM
That's Filthy Assistant and Ernie in the same week.  :lulz:
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Phox

#26
April 06, 2012, 08:21:35 PM
Oh my great goodness! I would just like to follow Dok around at work taking notes on the conversations he has, and using it to write an employee training manual for the plant he works at.  :lulz:

navkat

#27
April 06, 2012, 08:23:33 PM
I'm still not entirely convinced all these people are not some of Roger's Alters. I think they should all make accounts and argue with each other on here. :)

Doktor Howl

#28
April 06, 2012, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 08:23:33 PM
I'm still not entirely convinced all these people are not some of Roger's Alters. I think they should all make accounts and argue with each other on here. :)

Yeah.  I'm dumb as a bag of anvils, and I don't give a fuck what happens to employees.
Molon Lube

navkat

#29
April 06, 2012, 10:51:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2012, 09:45:25 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 06, 2012, 08:23:33 PM
I'm still not entirely convinced all these people are not some of Roger's Alters. I think they should all make accounts and argue with each other on here. :)

Yeah.  I'm dumb as a bag of anvils, and I don't give a fuck what happens to employees.

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