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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 10, 2012, 09:59:59 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 04:46:08 PM

No worries, that's just a heart attack. I get them all the time.

Humorous.
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2012, 04:09:07 PM
Thanks! It is morning and I am eating posole and spending the next 15 minutes on the board. It's much more interesting than Facebook, even though the guy who works at the record store, who is roughly analogous to Clarence in True Romance, is on Facebook and I found out that he is trolling juggalobook.com.

Meh, who has time for a boy, though.

Also, math class this morning. I am skeptical of my ability to do math today because I had beers with ECH last night. No more beer for me.

I had beers with ECH too, and my head feels like it's full of digger wasps. Fuck that guy, he's dangerous at the bar and his hiccups sound STUPID.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Oysters Rockefeller

Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Oysters Rockefeller

Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on April 11, 2012, 04:48:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2012, 04:09:07 PM
Thanks! It is morning and I am eating posole and spending the next 15 minutes on the board. It's much more interesting than Facebook, even though the guy who works at the record store, who is roughly analogous to Clarence in True Romance, is on Facebook and I found out that he is trolling juggalobook.com.

Meh, who has time for a boy, though.

Also, math class this morning. I am skeptical of my ability to do math today because I had beers with ECH last night. No more beer for me.

I had beers with ECH too, and my head feels like it's full of digger wasps. Fuck that guy, he's dangerous at the bar and his hiccups sound STUPID.

What a jerk!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 11, 2012, 04:46:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2012, 04:16:17 PM

Thanks

I am not doing this next term.

of course, next term if all goes well I'll be interning in a lab.

...Like a boss.

Quote from: Nigel on April 11, 2012, 04:16:17 PM

Also I think I might barf. Oh god what did I do to myself?

No worries, that's just a heart attack. I get them all the time.

:lol: You know I have a heart condition, right?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

I don't like the idea of less Nigel 'round these parts.

But you're awesome anyway!
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Juana

What Waffle said. :D best of luck, Nigel!
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navkat

I look forward to your outrageous fury INCREASING as your level of rest and patience DECREASES.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: navkat on April 12, 2012, 03:01:04 AM
I look forward to your outrageous fury INCREASING as your level of rest and patience DECREASES.

This is probable.

I already loathe everyone except for three people in my Anthropology class.

I just spent the whole fucking evening fucking off on here though.   :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:38:58 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 12, 2012, 03:01:04 AM
I look forward to your outrageous fury INCREASING as your level of rest and patience DECREASES.

This is probable.

I already loathe everyone except for three people in my Anthropology class.

I just spent the whole fucking evening fucking off on here though.   :lol:

Did that opinionated girl do any more talking?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 12, 2012, 06:58:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:38:58 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 12, 2012, 03:01:04 AM
I look forward to your outrageous fury INCREASING as your level of rest and patience DECREASES.

This is probable.

I already loathe everyone except for three people in my Anthropology class.

I just spent the whole fucking evening fucking off on here though.   :lol:

Did that opinionated girl do any more talking?

Much to my extreme dismay, she dropped the class. :( SO SAD, OH GOD NO, WHY?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 07:00:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 12, 2012, 06:58:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:38:58 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 12, 2012, 03:01:04 AM
I look forward to your outrageous fury INCREASING as your level of rest and patience DECREASES.

This is probable.

I already loathe everyone except for three people in my Anthropology class.

I just spent the whole fucking evening fucking off on here though.   :lol:

Did that opinionated girl do any more talking?

Much to my extreme dismay, she dropped the class. :( SO SAD, OH GOD NO, WHY?


BOOOOOOOO!  :cry:

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 12, 2012, 07:21:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 07:00:44 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 12, 2012, 06:58:05 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:38:58 AM
Quote from: navkat on April 12, 2012, 03:01:04 AM
I look forward to your outrageous fury INCREASING as your level of rest and patience DECREASES.

This is probable.

I already loathe everyone except for three people in my Anthropology class.

I just spent the whole fucking evening fucking off on here though.   :lol:

Did that opinionated girl do any more talking?

Much to my extreme dismay, she dropped the class. :( SO SAD, OH GOD NO, WHY?


BOOOOOOOO!  :cry:

There will be others.
MANY others. Like moths to a flame.  :lol:
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