So, I just grabbed a pack of post it notes...

[Doktor Howl]

So, I just grabbed a pack of post it notes from the office supply cabinet, and I noticed that the back of the pack has instructions.

"Write on pad.  Peel the page off and stick it to desired surface."

I can't fucking stand it.  They're doing this shit on purpose, just to FUCK WITH PEOPLE.  They may as well just write "You share the planet with people too stupid to figure this concept out".

LISTEN, YOU BASTARDS!  I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT I LIVE ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!

That is all.

[Freeky]

 

Why would they even do that?  Is there some other way to use them?  Is it not obvious enough???

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

So, I just grabbed a pack of post it notes from the office supply cabinet, and I noticed that the back of the pack has instructions.

"Write on pad.  Peel the page off and stick it to desired surface."

I can't fucking stand it.  They're doing this shit on purpose, just to FUCK WITH PEOPLE.  They may as well just write "You share the planet with people too stupid to figure this concept out".

LISTEN, YOU BASTARDS!  I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT I LIVE ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!

That is all.

When my kids were on medicaid I used to get letters that said things like "When your doctor writes a prescription, ask how much medicine you are supposed to give and how often." Because everybody knows that people with kids on medicaid can't read a prescription lable. 

[Doktor Howl]

So, I just grabbed a pack of post it notes from the office supply cabinet, and I noticed that the back of the pack has instructions.

"Write on pad.  Peel the page off and stick it to desired surface."

I can't fucking stand it.  They're doing this shit on purpose, just to FUCK WITH PEOPLE.  They may as well just write "You share the planet with people too stupid to figure this concept out".

LISTEN, YOU BASTARDS!  I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT I LIVE ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!

That is all.

When my kids were on medicaid I used to get letters that said things like "When your doctor writes a prescription, ask how much medicine you are supposed to give and how often." Because everybody knows that people with kids on medicaid can't read a prescription lable. 

Was that on purpose? 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

So, I just grabbed a pack of post it notes from the office supply cabinet, and I noticed that the back of the pack has instructions.

"Write on pad.  Peel the page off and stick it to desired surface."

I can't fucking stand it.  They're doing this shit on purpose, just to FUCK WITH PEOPLE.  They may as well just write "You share the planet with people too stupid to figure this concept out".

LISTEN, YOU BASTARDS!  I DON'T NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT I LIVE ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!

That is all.

When my kids were on medicaid I used to get letters that said things like "When your doctor writes a prescription, ask how much medicine you are supposed to give and how often." Because everybody knows that people with kids on medicaid can't read a prescription lable. 

Was that on purpose? 

Brain fart.

[LMNO]

Why would they even do that?  Is there some other way to use them?  Is it not obvious enough???

Oh.  I usually peel off the back of the pack and stick the whole damn thing on my junk.


Now I know better!

[Doktor Howl]

Why would they even do that?  Is there some other way to use them?  Is it not obvious enough???

Oh.  I usually peel off the back of the pack and stick the whole damn thing on my junk.


Now I know better!

So YOU'RE the guy!

Tell me how you change an automobile's fan belt.

[Sita]

I know someone that was using a stack of post its like a notebook and was always complaining that the sheets were tearing off.
When he was told it was supposed to do that he got this look on his face of such utter confusion that someone would want such a thing.

[Doktor Howl]

I know someone that was using a stack of post its like a notebook and was always complaining that the sheets were tearing off.
When he was told it was supposed to do that he got this look on his face of such utter confusion that someone would want such a thing.

1.  UNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

2.  I need them to leave people nasty notes on their monitors when they go to lunch.  Duh.

[LMNO]

Why would they even do that?  Is there some other way to use them?  Is it not obvious enough???

Oh.  I usually peel off the back of the pack and stick the whole damn thing on my junk.


Now I know better!

So YOU'RE the guy!

Tell me how you change an automobile's fan belt.

You need a plumber's wrench and a box of cotton swabs.

Then, with the car running in neutral...

[Doktor Howl]

Why would they even do that?  Is there some other way to use them?  Is it not obvious enough???

Oh.  I usually peel off the back of the pack and stick the whole damn thing on my junk.


Now I know better!

So YOU'RE the guy!

Tell me how you change an automobile's fan belt.

You need a plumber's wrench and a box of cotton swabs.

Then, with the car running in neutral...

CHECK THE PARKING BRAKE!  SAFETY FIRST!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I know someone that was using a stack of post its like a notebook and was always complaining that the sheets were tearing off.
When he was told it was supposed to do that he got this look on his face of such utter confusion that someone would want such a thing.

1.  UNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

2.  I need them to leave people nasty notes on their monitors when they go to lunch.  Duh.

I feel a GASM coming on. 

Why would they even do that?  Is there some other way to use them?  Is it not obvious enough???

Oh.  I usually peel off the back of the pack and stick the whole damn thing on my junk.


Now I know better!

So YOU'RE the guy!

Tell me how you change an automobile's fan belt.

You need a plumber's wrench and a box of cotton swabs.

Then, with the car running in neutral...

[Doktor Howl]

I know someone that was using a stack of post its like a notebook and was always complaining that the sheets were tearing off.
When he was told it was supposed to do that he got this look on his face of such utter confusion that someone would want such a thing.

1.  UNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

2.  I need them to leave people nasty notes on their monitors when they go to lunch.  Duh.

I feel a GASM coming on. 

I've been doing this for about 4 years.

"Dear Mike:  We voted.  You're an asshole."

"Hey Boss:  I backed into your Miata. Sorry.  - Mike"

"Ernie:  I need the EPA form 34FC25-001 TODAY"  <--- form does not exist.

"Filthy Assistant:  I just wanted to call you Filthy Assistant again."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

 

Ernie should also get something about angels.

[trippinprincezz13]

Apparently, Staples doesn't have the consideration for their customers and is just fine with people jamming them in their own ears or chucking the whole packet at squirrels to keep them off the birdfeeders. Think of the children!

I do like how the box of staples notes that they are "chisel point for easier penetration"