A message to lowlander snowbirds & tourists.

[Doktor Howl]

For Every Off-Ramp There is a Corresponding On Ramp. Get On It. Go Home.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Send them to Houston. Tell them how AWESOME it is. 

[Doktor Howl]

Send them to Houston. Tell them how AWESOME it is. 

GO FORTH TO SAN ANTONIO, YOU INBRED FUCKWADS!

Christ, we're up to our arses in fundamentalist retirees from Bunghole, North Dakota.  No wonder our legislature is insane.