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Started by Doktor Howl, April 14, 2012, 04:34:20 AM

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Doktor Howl

For Every Off-Ramp There is a Corresponding On Ramp. Get On It. Go Home.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Send them to Houston. Tell them how AWESOME it is.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 14, 2012, 04:39:35 AM
Send them to Houston. Tell them how AWESOME it is.  :lulz:

GO FORTH TO SAN ANTONIO, YOU INBRED FUCKWADS!

Christ, we're up to our arses in fundamentalist retirees from Bunghole, North Dakota.  No wonder our legislature is insane.
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