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EK WAFFLR

April 16, 2012, 10:27:23 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Oysters Rockefeller

#1
April 16, 2012, 10:33:36 PM
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Juana

#2
April 16, 2012, 10:34:46 PM
:lulz: Oh wow.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
April 16, 2012, 11:57:06 PM
This is great!  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#4
April 17, 2012, 12:02:02 AM
This is awesome.

BUT IT'S NOT BEARFORCE1!  THEY BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!   :cry:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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April 17, 2012, 12:11:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2012, 12:02:02 AM
This is awesome.

BUT IT'S NOT BEARFORCE1!  THEY BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!   :cry:

WHY, BEARFORCE1??? WHY??????
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#6
April 17, 2012, 12:12:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2012, 12:11:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2012, 12:02:02 AM
This is awesome.

BUT IT'S NOT BEARFORCE1!  THEY BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!   :cry:

WHY, BEARFORCE1??? WHY??????

WE WEREN'T WORTHY, SO THEY LEFT US!

THEY'LL COME BACK ONE DAY, IF WE'RE FABULOUS ENOUGH!
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
April 18, 2012, 08:35:58 AM
Send that bear in the video to Ted Nugent's place.  :lol:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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May 05, 2012, 10:28:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2012, 12:12:41 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 17, 2012, 12:11:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2012, 12:02:02 AM
This is awesome.

BUT IT'S NOT BEARFORCE1!  THEY BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!   :cry:

WHY, BEARFORCE1??? WHY??????

WE WEREN'T WORTHY, SO THEY LEFT US!

THEY'LL COME BACK ONE DAY, IF WE'RE FABULOUS ENOUGH!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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