Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

[Doktor Howl]

Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

I think Oysters has promise, so, I'll politely tolerate it while pointing it out.

Twid,
Bog-hopper hospitality (with characteristic back-handed comments).

Yeah, I used to agree, except that he's slagged a few of my threads doing his schtick.  It's most of what he does, and it's not even funny.  It's getting a little old.

How old is he?

No idea.  College age, I'm thinking.

[Doktor Howl]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

But I need my anger.  It's the only thing that keeps my aging, decrepit body functioning.  Without senseless rage, I'd just collapse into a pile of skin & hair.  Mostly hair.

[Doktor Howl]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, and thanks, Cain.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

That was my intended implication. My bad.

[Doktor Howl]

That was my intended implication. My bad.

No problem. 

If I got mad about things like this, I wouldn't have time to be properly angry about things that really matter.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

Inspiring. Well, both, but you should take away inspiring.

[Doktor Howl]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

Compared to my other attributes, it's downright saintly.

Imagine Jesus, if he was bitter and hateful, and could braid his ass hair.  Just you wait, kid.  When you're my age, you'll be just as wrathful and broken down.  If I was a horse, they'd shoot me.  But I'm not, so they give me pills and tell me to calm down.

However, the pills are useless to me, except that they let me sleep.  They do nothing for the red hot rage I walk around in, each and every day.  My daughter has promised to kill me when I finish paying for her college, but I'm reasonably certain she's just lying to make me feel better.

And it's a fucking fact that none of you lazy bastards will do it.  I asked for 9 years, and not even LMNO will sack up and deal with it.

So I'm stuck on the planet of the apes, and I'm not fucking pleased about it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

Compared to my other attributes, it's downright saintly.

Imagine Jesus, if he was bitter and hateful, and could braid his ass hair.  Just you wait, kid.  When you're my age, you'll be just as wrathful and broken down.  If I was a horse, they'd shoot me.  But I'm not, so they give me pills and tell me to calm down.

However, the pills are useless to me, except that they let me sleep.  They do nothing for the red hot rage I walk around in, each and every day.  My daughter has promised to kill me when I finish paying for her college, but I'm reasonably certain she's just lying to make me feel better.

And it's a fucking fact that none of you lazy bastards will do it.  I asked for 9 years, and not even LMNO will sack up and deal with it.

So I'm stuck on the planet of the apes, and I'm not fucking pleased about it.

Now Dok, you know we can't keep that promise. You're immortal.

[Doktor Howl]

Twenty Two.

Also, Dok, all you really have to do is PM me and say "Hey, your non-sequitors" (which I still insist they aren't),"Are messing up some of these threads."

The way you (or, I guess, anyone) currently react(s) had not led me to believe I was actively messing something up for anyone.

I mean, if we've got Twid in here agreeing with you, I can accept that I do it...I just think that this would have been solved long ago, with less anger, if it had been handled differently.

Dok's not angry. Believe me on that.

ETA: 22 makes sense.

Yes I am.  I went to bed last night mad as hell, and woke up madder.  But not because of this thread.

No, I am angry because I care.  I'm sort of like Gandhi, only different.

I can't decide if that's horrifying or inspiring. Inspirfying, possibly.

Compared to my other attributes, it's downright saintly.

Imagine Jesus, if he was bitter and hateful, and could braid his ass hair.  Just you wait, kid.  When you're my age, you'll be just as wrathful and broken down.  If I was a horse, they'd shoot me.  But I'm not, so they give me pills and tell me to calm down.

However, the pills are useless to me, except that they let me sleep.  They do nothing for the red hot rage I walk around in, each and every day.  My daughter has promised to kill me when I finish paying for her college, but I'm reasonably certain she's just lying to make me feel better.

And it's a fucking fact that none of you lazy bastards will do it.  I asked for 9 years, and not even LMNO will sack up and deal with it.

So I'm stuck on the planet of the apes, and I'm not fucking pleased about it.

Now Dok, you know we can't keep that promise. You're immortal.

[Freeky]

ETA: 22 makes sense.

  It does not!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Youre an exception.