Give me ambiguity or give me thread splits!

[Oysters Rockefeller]

All I have to say on the subject at the moment:

Electoral College. What the fuck is that shit about?

also:

I don't really need or want a computer in my phone. Just a phone, thank ya.

[Doktor Howl]

All I have to say on the subject at the moment:

Electoral College. What the fuck is that shit about?

It's about something in another thread entirely.

Damn.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

All I have to say on the subject at the moment:

Electoral College. What the fuck is that shit about?

It's about something in another thread entirely.

Damn.

Well, I kinda shot up from OP, and was referencing this:

And as far as representation goes, HOW'S THAT BEEN WORKING OUT FOR YOU, AMERICA?  Yeah, the voice of the people babbled a bit, and you got the government you deserve.  AGAIN.  There seems to be some kind of LEARNING DISABILITY inherent in North America.

But I can see how you'd think I was being random.

[Doktor Howl]

Thread killed.

Well done.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

[Doktor Howl]

Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Sir, yes, sir.

[Doktor Howl]

Cain, can I have a thread split, please?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Wait, what?

[Doktor Howl]

Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Wait, what?

Sorry, man.  It was you or me.   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Thread killed.

Well done.

Grrrr, internet problems.

If you could write me up a list of Dok Howl pre-approved words, phrases, opinions, topics, etc., that'd be great. I don't mean to put you out or anything, but I think it'd save a lot of time and frustration on one or both of our parts.

I kid, I kid.

Sort of.

It's really simple.  Do the Seinfeld act in Twid's threads.  He likes that shit.

Wait, what?

Sorry, man.  It was you or me.   

It's ok.

[Doktor Howl]

Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

I think Oysters has promise, so, I'll politely tolerate it while pointing it out.

Twid,
Bog-hopper hospitality (with characteristic back-handed comments).

[Doktor Howl]

Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

I think Oysters has promise, so, I'll politely tolerate it while pointing it out.

Twid,
Bog-hopper hospitality (with characteristic back-handed comments).

Yeah, I used to agree, except that he's slagged a few of my threads doing his schtick.  It's most of what he does, and it's not even funny.  It's getting a little old.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Besides, I've had MY share of Oysters Rockefeller coming into a live thread, and - instead of riffing on the conversation - doing one of his HILARIOUS, INSANELY FUNNAY Seinfeld-esque non-sequitors.

IT'S YOUR TURN, BOG-HOPPER!  TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

I think Oysters has promise, so, I'll politely tolerate it while pointing it out.

Twid,
Bog-hopper hospitality (with characteristic back-handed comments).

Yeah, I used to agree, except that he's slagged a few of my threads doing his schtick.  It's most of what he does, and it's not even funny.  It's getting a little old.

How old is he?