DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, WE NOW HAVE A STANDARD FOR COMEDIC THREADS

[Doktor Howl]

From this point forward, no inaccuracies or over-the-top comparisons or generalizations will be permitted in "humorous" or "funny" threads.  All jokes must be vetted for accuracy before being posted, as a number of our users seem to be offended or compelled to make corrections on their own time.

Should an inaccuracy slip through the vetting process, anyone found laughing at the post instead of reporting it will be beaten.

That is all.  You may now return to your Apple Talk.

[Triple Zero]

It's about goddamn time. These inaccuracies are the bane of our existence. And our children's children.

[Doktor Howl]

It's about goddamn time. These inaccuracies are the bane of our existence. And our children's children.

My children's children have not yet been born.

Please report to ECH for an ass kicking.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

"A priest and a nun and a rabbi went to the bar..."

[Doktor Howl]

"A priest and a nun and a rabbi went to the bar..."

[Triple Zero]

It's about goddamn time. These inaccuracies are the bane of our existence. And our children's children.

My children's children have not yet been born.

Please report to ECH for an ass kicking.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo_oooooooooo

[EK WAFFLR]

This is outrageous! 

[Doktor Howl]

This is outrageous! 

It's what people want.

[EK WAFFLR]

Okay. Accurate joke time:

Two men walk into a bar.
They order beers and get drunk.

[Triple Zero]

Personally I can't see why we can't have both, btw. Jokes are good, but at least a few of the pedant remarks were interesting, too (like ECH's one about trawling).

[Doktor Howl]

Okay. Accurate joke time:

Two men walk into a bar.
They order beers and get drunk.

How many beers?  What are their body weights?  Did their blood/alcohol reach .08?

[Doktor Howl]

Personally I can't see why we can't have both, btw. Jokes are good, but at least a few of the pedant remarks were interesting, too (like ECH's one about trawling).

I didn't write the book, mister, I just enforce it.

[EK WAFFLR]

Okay. Accurate joke time:

Two men walk into a bar.
They order beers and get drunk.

How many beers?  What are their body weights?  Did their blood/alcohol reach .08?

guy 1 drank 6.7 beers, guy 2 drank 8.9.
Guy 1 weighs 94 kilograms (207.234 pounds), guy 2 weighs 87.987 (193.978 pounds)
They both reached blood/alcohol levels of point zero eight one.

[Doktor Howl]

Okay. Accurate joke time:

Two men walk into a bar.
They order beers and get drunk.

How many beers?  What are their body weights?  Did their blood/alcohol reach .08?

guy 1 drank 6.7 beers, guy 2 drank 8.9.
Guy 1 weighs 94 kilograms (207.234 pounds), guy 2 weighs 87.987 (193.978 pounds)
They both reached blood/alcohol levels of point zero eight one.

How sure are you on the 6.7/8.9 numbers?  Did you do this by weight or volume?

[EK WAFFLR]

Okay. Accurate joke time:

Two men walk into a bar.
They order beers and get drunk.

How many beers?  What are their body weights?  Did their blood/alcohol reach .08?

guy 1 drank 6.7 beers, guy 2 drank 8.9.
Guy 1 weighs 94 kilograms (207.234 pounds), guy 2 weighs 87.987 (193.978 pounds)
They both reached blood/alcohol levels of point zero eight one.

How sure are you on the 6.7/8.9 number?  Did you do this by weight or volume?

Both. I am a conscientious man when it comes to bar joke accuracy.