The difference is between the "Shanty-Irish" and the "Lace Curtain Irish"

[Doktor Howl]

The Lace Curtain Irish move their dirty dishes out of the way before they piss in the kitchen sink.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

 

[Faust]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

[Doktor Howl]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

[Faust]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

There's degrees of this "raw deal" thing. 

[East Coast Hustle]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

[Doktor Howl]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.

[Faust]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.

Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.

Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

Because it's uber-expensive?

[P3nT4gR4m]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.

Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

Because it's uber-expensive?

No - it's full of fucking Londoners

[Faust]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.

Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

Because it's uber-expensive?

Because it is an ugly depressing city, full of Londoners.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Oh yeah, good call, I'd totally forgotten about the ugly depressing thing!

[Doktor Howl]

I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.

Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

Because it's uber-expensive?

Because it is an ugly depressing city, full of Londoners.

Yes, but there's at least things to do.  I mean, besides play "pass the parcel" in a Belfast pub.