News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

The difference is between the "Shanty-Irish" and the "Lace Curtain Irish"

Started by Doktor Howl, April 20, 2012, 04:58:50 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1 2
User actions

Doktor Howl

April 20, 2012, 04:58:50 PM
The Lace Curtain Irish move their dirty dishes out of the way before they piss in the kitchen sink.

Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
April 20, 2012, 05:00:36 PM
:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
April 20, 2012, 06:57:24 PM
 :spittake:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Faust

#3
April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Doktor Howl

#4
April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.
Molon Lube

Faust

#5
April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
April 21, 2012, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

There's degrees of this "raw deal" thing.  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

East Coast Hustle

#7
April 21, 2012, 03:36:44 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.

Sounds like they both got a raw deal.

:potd:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

#8
April 21, 2012, 04:22:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.


Sounds like they both got a raw deal.


If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.
Molon Lube

Faust

#9
April 21, 2012, 10:11:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2012, 04:22:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.


Sounds like they both got a raw deal.


If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.
Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
April 21, 2012, 06:20:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 21, 2012, 10:11:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2012, 04:22:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.


Sounds like they both got a raw deal.


If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.
Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

Because it's uber-expensive?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

P3nT4gR4m

#11
April 21, 2012, 06:22:24 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 21, 2012, 06:20:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 21, 2012, 10:11:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2012, 04:22:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.


Sounds like they both got a raw deal.


If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.
Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

Because it's uber-expensive?

No - it's full of fucking Londoners :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Faust

#12
April 21, 2012, 07:22:53 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 21, 2012, 06:20:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 21, 2012, 10:11:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2012, 04:22:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.


Sounds like they both got a raw deal.


If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.
Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

Because it's uber-expensive?
Because it is an ugly depressing city, full of Londoners.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

P3nT4gR4m

#13
April 21, 2012, 08:12:38 PM
Oh yeah, good call, I'd totally forgotten about the ugly depressing thing!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

#14
April 22, 2012, 03:50:04 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 21, 2012, 07:22:53 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on April 21, 2012, 06:20:48 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 21, 2012, 10:11:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 21, 2012, 04:22:21 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 11:24:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 20, 2012, 10:31:20 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 20, 2012, 09:09:36 PM
I've no idea what a shanty irish or lace curtain irish is.

Lace curtain Irish came to America in a cabin on a ship.

Shanty Irish got locked below decks when that ship sank.


Sounds like they both got a raw deal.


If the Irish had any luck, they'd be Londoners.
Back then maybe. I've lived in London. I'd never, ever live there again.

Because it's uber-expensive?
Because it is an ugly depressing city, full of Londoners.

Yes, but there's at least things to do.  I mean, besides play "pass the parcel" in a Belfast pub.
Molon Lube
Print
Go Up Pages1 2
User actions