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ATTN: Boob people

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, April 27, 2012, 02:09:37 AM

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navkat

I've got mine!

Fuck RIGHT the hell off!

EK WAFFLR

Can i fuck off to where the boobs are?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

Priorititties. I has them.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

Men dont get boobs.That's blatant sexual discriminaton. FUCK YOU BIOLOGY! :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 12:07:30 PM
Um, peen? Hello?

What can I say, I'm greedy. I want my cock and eachtit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat

Lawdy, that was bad. BAD.

P3nT4gR4m

I have no boobage of my own. I'm sure my humour suffers as a result  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark


Epimetheus

Boobs are overrated, I like my women Amazonian
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Epimetheus on April 27, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
Boobs are overrated, I like my women Amazonian

Fine.  Send me the extra bits.
Molon Lube

Epimetheus

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 10:19:22 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 27, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
Boobs are overrated, I like my women Amazonian

Fine.  Send me the extra bits.

For office headwear, I suppose?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Epimetheus on April 27, 2012, 10:50:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 10:19:22 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 27, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
Boobs are overrated, I like my women Amazonian

Fine.  Send me the extra bits.

For office headwear, I suppose?

Never you mind.  Just stick 'em in a box and next day air 'em.

Molon Lube