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ATTN: Boob people

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, April 27, 2012, 02:09:37 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

April 27, 2012, 02:09:37 AM
BOOBS!


fuck off

navkat

#1
April 27, 2012, 02:13:13 AM
I've got mine!

Fuck RIGHT the hell off!

EK WAFFLR

#2
April 27, 2012, 02:15:56 AM
Can i fuck off to where the boobs are?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

#3
April 27, 2012, 02:21:36 AM
Priorititties. I has them.

AFK

#4
April 27, 2012, 11:59:55 AM
InB4 The Commander.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#5
April 27, 2012, 12:06:32 PM
Men dont get boobs.That's blatant sexual discriminaton. FUCK YOU BIOLOGY! :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat

#6
April 27, 2012, 12:07:30 PM
Um, peen? Hello?

P3nT4gR4m

#7
April 27, 2012, 12:10:11 PM
Quote from: navkat on April 27, 2012, 12:07:30 PM
Um, peen? Hello?

What can I say, I'm greedy. I want my cock and eachtit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

navkat

#8
April 27, 2012, 12:16:33 PM
Lawdy, that was bad. BAD.

P3nT4gR4m

#9
April 27, 2012, 12:35:21 PM
I have no boobage of my own. I'm sure my humour suffers as a result  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Epimetheus

#11
April 27, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
Boobs are overrated, I like my women Amazonian
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Doktor Howl

#12
April 27, 2012, 10:19:22 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 27, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
Boobs are overrated, I like my women Amazonian

Fine.  Send me the extra bits.
Molon Lube

Epimetheus

#13
April 27, 2012, 10:50:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 10:19:22 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 27, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
Boobs are overrated, I like my women Amazonian

Fine.  Send me the extra bits.

For office headwear, I suppose?
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Doktor Howl

#14
April 27, 2012, 10:51:09 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 27, 2012, 10:50:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 27, 2012, 10:19:22 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on April 27, 2012, 06:25:22 PM
Boobs are overrated, I like my women Amazonian

Fine.  Send me the extra bits.

For office headwear, I suppose?

Never you mind.  Just stick 'em in a box and next day air 'em.

Molon Lube
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