The I'm still apartment hunting thread

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Guys, guys, check this out. He wants me to shoot him.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/2998747197.html

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

No, he wants hot chicks to shoot him.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

No, he wants hot chicks to shoot him.

I can play the part. I'll just need to borrow a skirt.

The funny thing is I think he posted that in the wrong section because he had two serious ads in the roommates section. Either that or one of his friends is having fun.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

No, he wants hot chicks to shoot him.

I can play the part. I'll just need to borrow a skirt.

The funny thing is I think he posted that in the wrong section because he had two serious ads in the roommates section. Either that or one of his friends is having fun.

When do you need the new place by?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

No, he wants hot chicks to shoot him.

I can play the part. I'll just need to borrow a skirt.

The funny thing is I think he posted that in the wrong section because he had two serious ads in the roommates section. Either that or one of his friends is having fun.

When do you need the new place by?

Two weeks ago.

Twid,
Glad he has a girlfriend whose roommates are also his friends.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hello,
          Thanks so much for the interest in my Apartment,Am an engineer, Prensently am in Manila, philippine  to make some research and i will be needing a room mate who will take care of the apartment while am away and when i need to come in i can also have a place to stay, i am looking for a responsible and clean room mate that will take good care of my apartment and you and your friend can share the room okay

Below is the address of the apartment so that you van go and check out the exterior, get back to me as soon as you check out the place and let me know if you wish to proceed in renting my room so that i can send the interior pics to you and the application form .

Location :54 Gainsborough St, Boston, MA 02115
Hope to read from you soon
Have a wonderful day
Best regards.

The amount of Bostonians doing research in the Philippines at this time and needing to rent out their rooms is astounding.

[Doktor Howl]

Hello,
          Thanks so much for the interest in my Apartment,Am an engineer, Prensently am in Manila, philippine  to make some research and i will be needing a room mate who will take care of the apartment while am away and when i need to come in i can also have a place to stay, i am looking for a responsible and clean room mate that will take good care of my apartment and you and your friend can share the room okay

Below is the address of the apartment so that you van go and check out the exterior, get back to me as soon as you check out the place and let me know if you wish to proceed in renting my room so that i can send the interior pics to you and the application form .

Location :54 Gainsborough St, Boston, MA 02115
Hope to read from you soon
Have a wonderful day
Best regards.

The amount of Bostonians doing research in the Philippines at this time and needing to rent out their rooms is astounding.

Awesome.  The inside is gonna be a MESS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hello,
          Thanks so much for the interest in my Apartment,Am an engineer, Prensently am in Manila, philippine  to make some research and i will be needing a room mate who will take care of the apartment while am away and when i need to come in i can also have a place to stay, i am looking for a responsible and clean room mate that will take good care of my apartment and you and your friend can share the room okay

Below is the address of the apartment so that you van go and check out the exterior, get back to me as soon as you check out the place and let me know if you wish to proceed in renting my room so that i can send the interior pics to you and the application form .

Location :54 Gainsborough St, Boston, MA 02115
Hope to read from you soon
Have a wonderful day
Best regards.

The amount of Bostonians doing research in the Philippines at this time and needing to rent out their rooms is astounding.

Awesome.  The inside is gonna be a MESS.

Nah, it's a scam. I've already run into the same story with different names and addresses 5 times already. It's annoying as fuck.

[trippinprincezz13]

But if you'd just give him your bank account number, he could hold the room for you and save you trouble by auto-withdrawing your rent! What a nice guy. Quick, before it's too late!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But if you'd just give him your bank account number, he could hold the room for you and save you trouble by auto-withdrawing your rent! What a nice guy. Quick, before it's too late!

I may have lucked out- Villager's roommate and his girlfriend are trying to find a place asap because her roommie is nuts.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm quite fond of this one. It keeps popping up every couple of days. Gotta say, it doesn't seem like it's going to be an easy sell.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/3000891070.html

This is a small room in MOBILE HOME but GOOD LOCATION AND Very Reasonable Rent !!WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE IN A ROOM FOR $425 A MONTH ALL ULTI IN BOSTON!INCLUDES EVERYTHING BUT CABLE. I Bought a mobile home it is a two bedroom so you will have your own room in Boston trailer park it is a smaller room but this is a GOOD DEAL. This is the only trailer park in Boston a lot of older nice people live here and some middle aged nice people too.. and its tough to get in I am paying for the mobile home with my money .....Very convient on rt 1 by Dedham mall and Stop N Shop with a lot of stores and places to eat also easy access to Boston near VFW parkway...Looking for $425 all included utility for one bedroom heat water etc .....I do have internet and phone.. $475 if u want cable. i have a digital box i get channels for free.... You must pass a cori check to live in park.. About me Iam 25 single trans on ssi so will be home a lot looking for someone with a job MUST SHOW A PAY STUB.. u must be GLBT friendly 420 friendly or Don't mind I smoke ....Serious Post ....Looking for one person NOT A COUPLE! and RESPECTFUL TRUST WORTY someone that is not gonna have a whole lot of HOUSE GUESTS! ....A dep of $250 dollars is required to move in also need to know you are serious about taking the room ...Room ready NOW BUT MUST PASS CORI FIRST which could take 1 to 4 weeks so must be able to wait...Email or call (617) 553 0176 or 781 571 0583...Thanks

[Doktor Howl]

I'm quite fond of this one. It keeps popping up every couple of days. Gotta say, it doesn't seem like it's going to be an easy sell.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/3000891070.html

This is a small room in MOBILE HOME but GOOD LOCATION AND Very Reasonable Rent !!WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE IN A ROOM FOR $425 A MONTH ALL ULTI IN BOSTON!INCLUDES EVERYTHING BUT CABLE. I Bought a mobile home it is a two bedroom so you will have your own room in Boston trailer park it is a smaller room but this is a GOOD DEAL. This is the only trailer park in Boston a lot of older nice people live here and some middle aged nice people too.. and its tough to get in I am paying for the mobile home with my money .....Very convient on rt 1 by Dedham mall and Stop N Shop with a lot of stores and places to eat also easy access to Boston near VFW parkway...Looking for $425 all included utility for one bedroom heat water etc .....I do have internet and phone.. $475 if u want cable. i have a digital box i get channels for free.... You must pass a cori check to live in park.. About me Iam 25 single trans on ssi so will be home a lot looking for someone with a job MUST SHOW A PAY STUB.. u must be GLBT friendly 420 friendly or Don't mind I smoke ....Serious Post ....Looking for one person NOT A COUPLE! and RESPECTFUL TRUST WORTY someone that is not gonna have a whole lot of HOUSE GUESTS! ....A dep of $250 dollars is required to move in also need to know you are serious about taking the room ...Room ready NOW BUT MUST PASS CORI FIRST which could take 1 to 4 weeks so must be able to wait...Email or call (617) 553 0176 or 781 571 0583...Thanks

What's a CORI?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm quite fond of this one. It keeps popping up every couple of days. Gotta say, it doesn't seem like it's going to be an easy sell.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/3000891070.html

This is a small room in MOBILE HOME but GOOD LOCATION AND Very Reasonable Rent !!WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE IN A ROOM FOR $425 A MONTH ALL ULTI IN BOSTON!INCLUDES EVERYTHING BUT CABLE. I Bought a mobile home it is a two bedroom so you will have your own room in Boston trailer park it is a smaller room but this is a GOOD DEAL. This is the only trailer park in Boston a lot of older nice people live here and some middle aged nice people too.. and its tough to get in I am paying for the mobile home with my money .....Very convient on rt 1 by Dedham mall and Stop N Shop with a lot of stores and places to eat also easy access to Boston near VFW parkway...Looking for $425 all included utility for one bedroom heat water etc .....I do have internet and phone.. $475 if u want cable. i have a digital box i get channels for free.... You must pass a cori check to live in park.. About me Iam 25 single trans on ssi so will be home a lot looking for someone with a job MUST SHOW A PAY STUB.. u must be GLBT friendly 420 friendly or Don't mind I smoke ....Serious Post ....Looking for one person NOT A COUPLE! and RESPECTFUL TRUST WORTY someone that is not gonna have a whole lot of HOUSE GUESTS! ....A dep of $250 dollars is required to move in also need to know you are serious about taking the room ...Room ready NOW BUT MUST PASS CORI FIRST which could take 1 to 4 weeks so must be able to wait...Email or call (617) 553 0176 or 781 571 0583...Thanks

What's a CORI?

A background check to make sure you've never been convicted of anything.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm quite fond of this one. It keeps popping up every couple of days. Gotta say, it doesn't seem like it's going to be an easy sell.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/3000891070.html

This is a small room in MOBILE HOME but GOOD LOCATION AND Very Reasonable Rent !!WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE IN A ROOM FOR $425 A MONTH ALL ULTI IN BOSTON!INCLUDES EVERYTHING BUT CABLE. I Bought a mobile home it is a two bedroom so you will have your own room in Boston trailer park it is a smaller room but this is a GOOD DEAL. This is the only trailer park in Boston a lot of older nice people live here and some middle aged nice people too.. and its tough to get in I am paying for the mobile home with my money .....Very convient on rt 1 by Dedham mall and Stop N Shop with a lot of stores and places to eat also easy access to Boston near VFW parkway...Looking for $425 all included utility for one bedroom heat water etc .....I do have internet and phone.. $475 if u want cable. i have a digital box i get channels for free.... You must pass a cori check to live in park.. About me Iam 25 single trans on ssi so will be home a lot looking for someone with a job MUST SHOW A PAY STUB.. u must be GLBT friendly 420 friendly or Don't mind I smoke ....Serious Post ....Looking for one person NOT A COUPLE! and RESPECTFUL TRUST WORTY someone that is not gonna have a whole lot of HOUSE GUESTS! ....A dep of $250 dollars is required to move in also need to know you are serious about taking the room ...Room ready NOW BUT MUST PASS CORI FIRST which could take 1 to 4 weeks so must be able to wait...Email or call (617) 553 0176 or 781 571 0583...Thanks

What's a CORI?

A background check to make sure you've never been convicted of anything.

So, this person wants pot smokers, but doesn't want people who break the law.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm quite fond of this one. It keeps popping up every couple of days. Gotta say, it doesn't seem like it's going to be an easy sell.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/3000891070.html

This is a small room in MOBILE HOME but GOOD LOCATION AND Very Reasonable Rent !!WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE IN A ROOM FOR $425 A MONTH ALL ULTI IN BOSTON!INCLUDES EVERYTHING BUT CABLE. I Bought a mobile home it is a two bedroom so you will have your own room in Boston trailer park it is a smaller room but this is a GOOD DEAL. This is the only trailer park in Boston a lot of older nice people live here and some middle aged nice people too.. and its tough to get in I am paying for the mobile home with my money .....Very convient on rt 1 by Dedham mall and Stop N Shop with a lot of stores and places to eat also easy access to Boston near VFW parkway...Looking for $425 all included utility for one bedroom heat water etc .....I do have internet and phone.. $475 if u want cable. i have a digital box i get channels for free.... You must pass a cori check to live in park.. About me Iam 25 single trans on ssi so will be home a lot looking for someone with a job MUST SHOW A PAY STUB.. u must be GLBT friendly 420 friendly or Don't mind I smoke ....Serious Post ....Looking for one person NOT A COUPLE! and RESPECTFUL TRUST WORTY someone that is not gonna have a whole lot of HOUSE GUESTS! ....A dep of $250 dollars is required to move in also need to know you are serious about taking the room ...Room ready NOW BUT MUST PASS CORI FIRST which could take 1 to 4 weeks so must be able to wait...Email or call (617) 553 0176 or 781 571 0583...Thanks

What's a CORI?

A background check to make sure you've never been convicted of anything.

So, this person wants pot smokers, but doesn't want people who break the law.

In a trailer park.... and you have to prove to him that you have a job by providing paystubs.