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Re: Friday Sermon
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2012, 04:17:50 pm »
I define myself as fabulous. Just because.

Also, Roger, this is some real scripture there. Love it.
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Re: Friday Sermon
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2012, 04:21:15 pm »
I approve of Waffle's adjective use.  That is all.

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Re: Friday Sermon
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2012, 04:35:02 pm »
It is true that fables of waffle iron son of pancake skillet are told in many corners of the world, in hushed tones. Some say he is a madman. Some a charlatan. Some feel hes just misunderstood. Many a buxom tavern wench were inclined to this last interpretation. That is why waffle iron often appears brooding when in the presence of tavern wenches. He knows it will get him laid. But none of these come close to the truth which is know to but few and none of them speak of it. Those that have now wander about aimlessly in niflheim.
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Re: Friday Sermon
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2012, 04:35:58 pm »
It is true that fables of waffle iron son of pancake skillet are told in many corners of the world, in hushed tones. Some say he is a madman. Some a charlatan. Some feel hes just misunderstood. Many a buxom tavern wench were inclined to this last interpretation. That is why waffle iron often appears brooding when in the presence of tavern wenches. He knows it will get him laid. But none of these come close to the truth which is know to but few and none of them speak of it. Those that have now wander about aimlessly in niflheim.

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Re: Friday Sermon
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2012, 04:16:11 am »
Apparently in France, people will consider it a grave insult if you ask what they do for small talk

But that's France, so...
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Friday Sermon
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2012, 04:27:11 am »
Apparently in France, people will consider it a grave insult if you ask what they do for small talk

But that's France, so...

It is kind of weird for an introductory conversation, if you think about it.
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Re: Friday Sermon
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2012, 04:33:45 am »
Apparently in France, people will consider it a grave insult if you ask what they do for small talk

But that's France, so...

It is kind of weird for an introductory conversation, if you think about it.
"HI, NICE MEETING YOU. HOW DO YOU GET MONEY?"

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If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in