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Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 04, 2012, 07:59:02 PM

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trix

I too would like an official Holy Name, please.
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Quote from: trix on June 12, 2012, 09:04:21 PM
I too would like an official Holy Name, please.

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Are these names granted by the First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus? Do they tie us to you in dark ethereal ways? Or are they non-denominational?
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Quote from: Epimetheus on June 12, 2012, 11:52:32 PM
Are these names granted by the First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus? Do they tie us to you in dark ethereal ways? Or are they non-denominational?

They come to me in a trance state that is brought on by the intense stupidity of the people surrounding me.  Mike the Engineer & Filthy Assistant create more Holy™ per day than the pope of Rome and any number of his filthy & depraved priests.

However, I am assured by Mr Wiggly that they are in fact Holy™ as all get out, and I've heard no objections from Payne.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.