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Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« on: June 04, 2012, 07:59:02 pm »
Okay, there's some new people here, and some of you old-timers have Holy Names™ that don't seem to be keeping you as Holy™ as they used to.  Post in this here fread, and get yourself a Holy Name™.  Since Faust and Triple Zero are horrible fucking apostates, the personal text option doesn't work, so you'll have to put your name in your signature file.  ON TOP.  Or burn in perdition forever.

Remember if you accept a Holy Name™ that wasn't assigned to you by myself or Zombie Payne, you have accepted a cheap Chinese knockoff that will do you NO GOOD AT ALL when you die.  And for those "do it yourself"ers, well, enjoy your eternity at the Department of Motor Vehicles, because that's where the fuck you're going...Leave this sort of shit to professionals.



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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2012, 08:04:54 pm »
Word.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2012, 08:06:10 pm »
I feel the Holy™ in my pance.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2012, 08:07:00 pm »
Word.

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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2012, 08:08:02 pm »
I feel the Holy™ in my pance.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2012, 08:15:43 pm »
What say, Reverend?  Do I need a new one, or move "Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness" to my signature?
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2012, 08:18:08 pm »
What say, Reverend?  Do I need a new one, or move "Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness" to my signature?

Tough call.  You still feeling the Holiness™?
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2012, 08:27:05 pm »
What say, Reverend?  Do I need a new one, or move "Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness" to my signature?

Tough call.  You still feeling the Holiness™?
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2012, 08:43:35 pm »
Does "Interweb Horrormonkey of Love" still have the desired effect? If not, I'm in need of a new one.
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« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2012, 08:44:03 pm »
Does "Interweb Horrormonkey of Love" still have the desired effect? If not, I'm in need of a new one.

You tell me.
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2012, 08:45:28 pm »
I like it. Just curious what might come up as a replacement.  :lulz:
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2012, 08:45:47 pm »
I am, quite obviously, suffering from a holiness deficiency...

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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2012, 08:46:41 pm »
I am, quite obviously, suffering from a holiness deficiency...

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« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2012, 08:47:32 pm »
I like it. Just curious what might come up as a replacement.  :lulz:

It's a quantum thing.  You can't have your old name and observe your new one at the same time.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2012, 08:48:33 pm »
I like it. Just curious what might come up as a replacement.  :lulz:

It's a quantum thing.  You can't have your old name and observe your new one at the same time.

OK. Hit me with the Holies!
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