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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #90 on: June 05, 2012, 11:27:52 pm »
The fact that I could even think up a "motorized debriding glove" causes me mild worry.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #91 on: June 05, 2012, 11:31:04 pm »
The fact that I could even think up a "motorized debriding glove" causes me mild worry.

Nooo kidding.  :lulz:

It very much makes me want to make handjob jokes, but then I cringe.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #92 on: June 05, 2012, 11:44:46 pm »
The fact that I could even think up a "motorized debriding glove" causes me mild worry.

Nooo kidding.  :lulz:

It very much makes me want to make handjob jokes, but then I cringe.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #93 on: June 05, 2012, 11:57:15 pm »
debriding or debrading?
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #94 on: June 05, 2012, 11:58:02 pm »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #95 on: June 06, 2012, 12:25:10 am »
I demand to be knighted in this way.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #96 on: June 06, 2012, 01:02:10 am »
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #97 on: June 06, 2012, 03:04:27 am »
Two with everything, please.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #98 on: June 06, 2012, 03:28:57 am »
I believe I,too, am needing Holiness.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #99 on: June 06, 2012, 03:50:07 am »
Goodness knows I need it.  :)
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #100 on: June 06, 2012, 04:28:45 am »
Awww Lawd! Bring on the Holies 'til I'm oozing it from every pore!
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #101 on: June 06, 2012, 08:39:55 am »
Done! Beautiful.
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #102 on: June 06, 2012, 12:01:44 pm »
Give me an holy name or give me sex with underage farm animals. Right now I'm not in a position to be too choosey :horrormirth:
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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #103 on: June 06, 2012, 03:52:25 pm »
The fact that I could even think up a "motorized debriding glove" causes me mild worry.

Nooo kidding.  :lulz:

It very much makes me want to make handjob jokes, but then I cringe.

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Re: Holy Name™ Thread, v3.0
« Reply #104 on: June 06, 2012, 04:31:52 pm »
Two with everything, please.

Oh, and I have a punch card for a free nacho hat. Can I redeem that here?

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