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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 08, 2012, 06:34:23 PM

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EK WAFFLR

#30
June 11, 2012, 04:17:50 PM
I define myself as fabulous. Just because.

Also, Roger, this is some real scripture there. Love it.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

#31
June 11, 2012, 04:21:15 PM
I approve of Waffle's adjective use.  That is all.

Nephew Twiddleton

#32
June 11, 2012, 04:35:02 PM
It is true that fables of waffle iron son of pancake skillet are told in many corners of the world, in hushed tones. Some say he is a madman. Some a charlatan. Some feel hes just misunderstood. Many a buxom tavern wench were inclined to this last interpretation. That is why waffle iron often appears brooding when in the presence of tavern wenches. He knows it will get him laid. But none of these come close to the truth which is know to but few and none of them speak of it. Those that have now wander about aimlessly in niflheim.
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EK WAFFLR

#33
June 11, 2012, 04:35:58 PM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 11, 2012, 04:35:02 PM
It is true that fables of waffle iron son of pancake skillet are told in many corners of the world, in hushed tones. Some say he is a madman. Some a charlatan. Some feel hes just misunderstood. Many a buxom tavern wench were inclined to this last interpretation. That is why waffle iron often appears brooding when in the presence of tavern wenches. He knows it will get him laid. But none of these come close to the truth which is know to but few and none of them speak of it. Those that have now wander about aimlessly in niflheim.

:lulz: :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

#34
June 12, 2012, 04:16:11 AM
Apparently in France, people will consider it a grave insult if you ask what they do for small talk

But that's France, so...

Anna Mae Bollocks

#35
June 12, 2012, 04:27:11 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 04:16:11 AM
Apparently in France, people will consider it a grave insult if you ask what they do for small talk

But that's France, so...

It is kind of weird for an introductory conversation, if you think about it.
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Freeky

#36
June 12, 2012, 04:33:45 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 12, 2012, 04:27:11 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on June 12, 2012, 04:16:11 AM
Apparently in France, people will consider it a grave insult if you ask what they do for small talk

But that's France, so...

It is kind of weird for an introductory conversation, if you think about it.
"HI, NICE MEETING YOU. HOW DO YOU GET MONEY?"

:lol:
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