Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

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Hi Ron!

[Cain]

ohemgee Pon Raul!

Do you still have a blimp, Pon?

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

ohemgee Pon Raul!

Do you still have a blimp, Pon?

Of course, and in the spirit of the free market I am currently renting it out to Hangar 1 Vodka.

[Cain]

[UB]

Oh, yikes. Comparing the number of members to the average number of members logged in for the previous thirty days leaves a really bad track record.... Who could be the blame?   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, yikes. Comparing the number of members to the average number of members logged in for the previous thirty days leaves a really bad track record.... Who could be the blame?   

It's because the board was once a thriving metropolis with thousands of active members, but after the HIMEOBS takeover in 2006 most of the original membership was driven away in ignominy. The board was kept in lockdown with dissenters quickly banned for several years, until our saviors Cain and TGRR came and set us free from the oppressive tyranny we lived under for so many years.

Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I miss Payne, may He rest in peace. 

[UB]

Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh, yikes. Comparing the number of members to the average number of members logged in for the previous thirty days leaves a really bad track record.... Who could be the blame?   

It's me.  I lay awake at night pondering new methods of driving people away, when I'm not hurling puppies off of overpasses.

I am The Cancer That is Killing PD.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I miss Payne, may He rest in peace. 

Payne was a complete bastard.  He had it coming.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.

You are an asshole.  Just thought you might want to know. 

Go find some other place to be a passive aggressive shitnugget.  Thanks.

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SOU's dispatched to relieve the simian of it's unsatisfactorily functioning self-consciousness, clearly overwhelming self-recognizance, copy remove obtrusive components.

[UB]

X ~ Nice code work to an oblivious, unpracticed and untrained eye.


TGRR ~ You have been mistaken, repetitively.

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Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.

OH HEALER, FREE US FROM OUR EMOTIONAL BONDS!

[UB]

Thanks for dredging up painful memories.

Geeze. Am I really responsible for the selection of board history that you choose to dwell on and are still reverent toward and emotionally bound by?  I sincerely apologize.  I hadn't realized and would only know if told.

Now my head hurts.

OH HEALER, FREE US FROM OUR EMOTIONAL BONDS!

embrace them