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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #45 on: July 24, 2012, 11:08:12 pm »
I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?

Check your aim, Pixie.  You're smacking Providence with no-shit thunderstorms, and the locals are wetting themselves.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #46 on: July 24, 2012, 11:13:24 pm »
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Never heard of a masculist.
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

Gender is a social construct. As soon as we step outside of the construct, stuff gets interesting, rage inducing and not as easy as it was. before we were aware it was a construct.

This is why Waffles in a skirt with beard is sexy as fuck.
I would say quite the opposite. Sex and sexuality become utterly comical and  easy as a breeze when you realise there's nothing to it.

That's just one aspect of it though. of which I agree is hilarious. Especially when you tell misogynist geeks that the Batman And Robin movie was homoerotic as fuck. Watch a ginger man go beetroot and bluster through that shit.  Nipples on tight fitting rubber suits. Fucking lulz heavy any day of the week.

What i was trying to get at was the fear of a lot of men and boys of doing anything that makes them appear in any way feminine, whereas being a tomboy is considered better than being a girly girl, in a lot of cases. Some dudes be scared shitless of someone taking away their Man Card.  I reckon if they took away the man card, they could replace it with a human being card, and they wouldn't have to be such douchebags any more.

I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?

Check your aim, Pixie.  You're smacking Providence with no-shit thunderstorms, and the locals are wetting themselves.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2012, 12:32:54 am »
helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a girl and i'm 16 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love justin bieber
and miley cyrus and tumblr and one direction and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2012, 12:38:28 am »
Uhhh...you're really some guy laughing his ass off thinking it's a great troll, right?  :?
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #49 on: July 25, 2012, 12:40:41 am »
I think Harvey is in the pool on the roof. 
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2012, 12:47:35 am »
Uhhh...you're really some guy laughing his ass off thinking it's a great troll, right?  :?

hahahah i wish
but seriously you're literally the 1 millionth person to think that and i guess
you're okay for thinking so since i'm a girl on the internet but i'm really a
girl i promise c':
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #51 on: July 25, 2012, 12:51:04 am »
Uhhh...you're really some guy laughing his ass off thinking it's a great troll, right?  :?

hahahah i wish
but seriously you're literally the 1 millionth person to think that and i guess
you're okay for thinking so since i'm a girl on the internet but i'm really a
girl i promise c':


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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2012, 12:52:59 am »
helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a girl and i'm 16 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love justin bieber
and miley cyrus and tumblr and one direction and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html

Intro thread- you youngun's need to find it and GET OFF MY LAWN!

also, pink is teh eye hurty on the blue. Try purple for fabulous and great justice.

Also this is PeeDee. We have real live women here. : checks self: yep, them's a pair of tits.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2012, 01:08:15 am »
helllloooo i'm emily!!
i'm a girl and i'm 16 years old and i live in new york.
some important things about me are that i love justin bieber
and miley cyrus and tumblr and one direction and mitt romney
and i'm a republican LOL and i love shopping and the colour
pink and thats allllll bye c:

also one of the default colours should be magenta.. that would be
a lot more useful for me thanks <333

inb4 harvey freaks out and never logs in again because he thinks im stalking him l o l


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,32829.0.html

Intro thread- you youngun's need to find it and GET OFF MY LAWN!

also, pink is teh eye hurty on the blue. Try purple for fabulous and great justice.

Also this is PeeDee. We have real live women here. : checks self: yep, them's a pair of tits.

lol actually i read that thread~

yes i realize magenta is hard on the eyes, i've been told but i like it sooooo

and yay!! i have tits too, twins<3333
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2012, 01:41:11 am »
Hey SexyFish.

I like your bold new approach to thinking. You're just the stuff Discordia needs. Please never leave and turn up the dial to that font color to 11, will ya? No sense in half-assing things.
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« Reply #55 on: July 25, 2012, 02:02:13 am »
She reminds me of PKLS.
And Justin Bieber is even BETTER than Prince William.  :lulz:
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2012, 02:30:59 am »
Hey SexyFish.

I like your bold new approach to thinking. You're just the stuff Discordia needs. Please never leave and turn up the dial to that font color to 11, will ya? No sense in half-assing things.

hehe yayyy! and i'll definitely look into that size 11 font even though it reminds me of size 11 jeans which i would cry if i wore them.

She reminds me of PKLS.
And Justin Bieber is even BETTER than Prince William.  :lulz:

who is PKLS?
and justin bieber is better than everyone tbh ;o)
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2012, 02:53:30 am »
We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaall... trollin' in the deeeeeeeeeeeeeep...
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2012, 02:55:39 am »
What did the noob Wildebeest say to the other?
 
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« Reply #59 on: July 25, 2012, 02:56:16 am »
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