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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 pm »
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom. Dishwashing glove, on the other hand... Yes.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2012, 09:10:20 pm »
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.

A self-respecting bear acts however the fuck he pleases, and if someone has a problem with it, he uses them as a condom.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2012, 09:12:52 pm »
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2012, 09:14:13 pm »
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.

A self-respecting bear acts however the fuck he pleases, and if someone has a problem with it, he uses them as a condom.

Don't blame me if he contracts aids while wearing me as a condom or i rip and accidently create Waffles Jr.

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« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2012, 09:15:37 pm »
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.

Damn, pesky traditions. I have no choice then.
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« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2012, 09:16:17 pm »
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.

Damn, pesky traditions. I have no choice then.

Horrible, horrible...You Belgians are all the same.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2012, 09:17:58 pm »
Now what have I done.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2012, 09:23:59 pm »
Besides, I am a beautiful and unique snowflake. Made of unicorn urine.
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« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2012, 09:43:15 pm »
Besides, I am a beautiful and unique snowflake. Made of unicorn urine.

And my smile is made from colours of the rainbow, such a shame i am frowning.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2012, 10:33:59 pm »
I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?

You keep hitting Tucson, Pixie.  :lol: 
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 pm »
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #41 on: July 24, 2012, 10:38:36 pm »
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2012, 10:46:05 pm »
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

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« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2012, 10:52:59 pm »
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Never heard of a masculist.
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

Gender is a social construct. As soon as we step outside of the construct, stuff gets interesting, rage inducing and not as easy as it was. before we were aware it was a construct.

This is why Waffles in a skirt with beard is sexy as fuck.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2012, 10:57:28 pm »
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Never heard of a masculist.
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

Gender is a social construct. As soon as we step outside of the construct, stuff gets interesting, rage inducing and not as easy as it was. before we were aware it was a construct.

This is why Waffles in a skirt with beard is sexy as fuck.
I would say quite the opposite. Sex and sexuality become utterly comical and  easy as a breeze when you realise there's nothing to it.