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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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EK WAFFLR

#30
July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom. Dishwashing glove, on the other hand... Yes.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Anna Mae Bollocks

#31
July 24, 2012, 09:10:20 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.

A self-respecting bear acts however the fuck he pleases, and if someone has a problem with it, he uses them as a condom.

:potd:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#32
July 24, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Bearington

#33
July 24, 2012, 09:14:13 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:06:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I'm a pretty little fairy princess trapped in a manbear's body.

Honestly, call yourself a bear?

No self respecting bear would act in such namby-pamby fashion.

A self-respecting bear acts however the fuck he pleases, and if someone has a problem with it, he uses them as a condom.

Don't blame me if he contracts aids while wearing me as a condom or i rip and accidently create Waffles Jr.

EK WAFFLR

#34
July 24, 2012, 09:15:37 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.

Damn, pesky traditions. I have no choice then.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#35
July 24, 2012, 09:16:17 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:15:37 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 24, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:09:44 PM
I don't think I'd want to use trollbear as a condom.

Well, of course not.  But there ARE rules, and traditions.

Damn, pesky traditions. I have no choice then.

Horrible, horrible...You Belgians are all the same.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#36
July 24, 2012, 09:17:58 PM
Now what have I done.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

#37
July 24, 2012, 09:23:59 PM
Besides, I am a beautiful and unique snowflake. Made of unicorn urine.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Sir Bearington

#38
July 24, 2012, 09:43:15 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 24, 2012, 09:23:59 PM
Besides, I am a beautiful and unique snowflake. Made of unicorn urine.

And my smile is made from colours of the rainbow, such a shame i am frowning.

Freeky

#39
July 24, 2012, 10:33:59 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 08:23:54 PM
I'm also a Discordian Feminist.  Feminism keeps my rage gland well oiled.

Roger, is Phoenix or surrounding area drowned yet?

You keep hitting Tucson, Pixie.  :lol: 

Sir Bearington

#40
July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

Freeky

#41
July 24, 2012, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?

Faust

#42
July 24, 2012, 10:46:05 PM
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#43
July 24, 2012, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 24, 2012, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Never heard of a masculist.
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:46:05 PM
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

Gender is a social construct. As soon as we step outside of the construct, stuff gets interesting, rage inducing and not as easy as it was. before we were aware it was a construct.

This is why Waffles in a skirt with beard is sexy as fuck.

Faust

#44
July 24, 2012, 10:57:28 PM
Quote from: Pixie on July 24, 2012, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 24, 2012, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 24, 2012, 10:34:54 PM
I hate feminists because there are masculists.

What's a masculist?
Never heard of a masculist.
Quote from: Faust on July 24, 2012, 10:46:05 PM
Too easy; Feminists are a myth. Gender is a construct. They are buying into the delusion and perpetrating genonormative stereotypes. etc, etc. Ad nausium.

Gender is a social construct. As soon as we step outside of the construct, stuff gets interesting, rage inducing and not as easy as it was. before we were aware it was a construct.

This is why Waffles in a skirt with beard is sexy as fuck.
I would say quite the opposite. Sex and sexuality become utterly comical and  easy as a breeze when you realise there's nothing to it.
Sleepless nights at the chateau
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