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Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 18, 2012, 05:38:01 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#600
August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Giant(G)Land

#601
August 14, 2013, 07:55:22 PM
YES! YES! and hello!

Q. G. Pennyworth

#602
August 14, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
Hey new thing! Have fun and avoid the drug threads.

The Good Reverend Roger

#603
August 14, 2013, 08:00:16 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on August 14, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
Hey new thing! Have fun and avoid the drug threads.

While I normally can't condone Queen Gogira's behavior or suggestions, this one is solid gold.

Not that anyone warning you can avoid them.  No.  They are trying to save YOU from THEIR fate, endlessly wanking it in the drug threads until nothing but blood comes out.

Drug Threads:  NOT EVEN ONCE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#604
August 14, 2013, 08:05:03 PM
I posted in a drug thread once, and I STILL can't get my insurance provider to cover the operation I needed afterwards. Now I live in a cardboard box (recently waterproofed with duct tape!) under a bridge and sell random white powders in dime bags to pay for my internet.

Also, hello new person.

EK WAFFLR

#605
August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#606
August 14, 2013, 08:07:01 PM
Quote from: Cainad on August 14, 2013, 08:05:03 PM
I posted in a drug thread once, and I STILL can't get my insurance provider to cover the operation I needed afterwards. Now I live in a cardboard box (recently waterproofed with duct tape!) under a bridge and sell random white powders in dime bags to pay for my internet.

Also, hello new person.

I posted in a drug thread once, and they came and took my family away.  Not just my kids, my whole fucking family.  Cousins, aunts, uncles, everything.  They say I can have them back when the foster parents are done beating the shit out of them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#607
August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#608
August 14, 2013, 08:09:12 PM
I've quit drug threads more often than smoking.

I've had marginally more success at staying off drug threads.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

EK WAFFLR

#609
August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#610
August 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.

:lulz:

So, what, you just follow black metal guys around until they torch a church?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#611
August 14, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.

:lulz:

So, what, you just follow black metal guys around until they torch a church?

It's happened TWICE! Both times, I just happened to go past the church on one of these:

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

The Good Reverend Roger

#612
August 14, 2013, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.

:lulz:

So, what, you just follow black metal guys around until they torch a church?

It's happened TWICE! Both times, I just happened to go past the church on one of these:



WHERE DID YOUR LEG GO?

AWWW, THEY CUT WAFFLE'S LEG OFF!    :horrormirth:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#613
August 14, 2013, 08:39:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:28:24 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:22:52 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:22:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 08:06:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 14, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on August 14, 2013, 07:46:27 PM
Fresh meat! Hi!

AND THIS GUY IS BELGIAN AND EATS BABIES.

Which is why we in The Church™ oppose abortion.

This is true, but I need to add that
1) unless you are a baby (30 years or older), I won't eat you.
2) I am from NORTHERN Belgium, home of Viking princesses and church arsonists.
3) I am one of the former.

I've never seen a picture of you in a church that wasn't on fire.

I have my suspicions.

It's COLD up here. I take any heat I can find.

:lulz:

So, what, you just follow black metal guys around until they torch a church?

It's happened TWICE! Both times, I just happened to go past the church on one of these:



WHERE DID YOUR LEG GO?

AWWW, THEY CUT WAFFLE'S LEG OFF!    :horrormirth:

They sewed it back on. Granted, it wasn't mineand it is a couple of inches shorter than the old one, but it works.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

The Good Reverend Roger

#614
August 14, 2013, 08:56:40 PM
Warned you about those parties.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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