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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #900 on: January 19, 2014, 02:20:31 am »
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #901 on: January 19, 2014, 02:36:19 am »
I, for one, am cold, wet, and in a mood great enough to needlessly murder 15 gorillas.

Welcome!

Since you have been lurking you likely know about the pool.

Stick around and share something upon which you place value.

OR ELSE.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #902 on: January 19, 2014, 07:29:57 am »
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #903 on: January 19, 2014, 04:04:42 pm »
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.

Where did you put the cameras, Nigel?
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #904 on: January 19, 2014, 05:06:58 pm »
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.

Where did you put the cameras, Nigel?

That's my little secret. Lean a little to the left, will you?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #905 on: January 19, 2014, 08:04:48 pm »
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.

I have enjoyed playing my music loud in two different rooms at once. When I do this I will purposefully have the two computers be various amounts of time out of sync. You never get the lyrics wrong this way!! Some music works better than others.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #906 on: January 20, 2014, 12:30:13 am »
Howdy! I've kinda been lurking for a while. How is everyone?

I'm tired and cranky. HI!

Tell me about one (1) thing you like to do when you're at home by yourself. Try not to make it one of the things everyone does, like getting drunk, masturbating, or watching Gilligans Island while drunkenly masturbating.

I have enjoyed playing my music loud in two different rooms at once. When I do this I will purposefully have the two computers be various amounts of time out of sync. You never get the lyrics wrong this way!! Some music works better than others.

I like this.

Sometimes I open five or six tabs playing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" staggered by just a few seconds. It's pretty much the best thing ever.
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #907 on: January 20, 2014, 04:05:38 am »
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #908 on: January 20, 2014, 04:55:56 am »
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #910 on: January 20, 2014, 08:13:33 am »
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Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #912 on: January 20, 2014, 06:53:59 pm »
I, for one, am cold, wet, and in a mood great enough to needlessly murder 15 gorillas.

Welcome!

Since you have been lurking you likely know about the pool.

Stick around and share something upon which you place value.

OR ELSE.

I haven't heard of this. Care to explain?

Here you go: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52dce0450aa11-turn-around-bright-eyes.php

That was too much fun, I wasn't ready.

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #913 on: January 20, 2014, 06:58:29 pm »
I, for one, am cold, wet, and in a mood great enough to needlessly murder 15 gorillas.

Welcome!

Since you have been lurking you likely know about the pool.

Stick around and share something upon which you place value.

OR ELSE.

I haven't heard of this. Care to explain?

Here you go: http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/52dce0450aa11-turn-around-bright-eyes.php

That was too much fun, I wasn't ready.

Do it again and again!
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