Sermon # Whatever: I fucking hate you. Die.

[Payne]

Yes. Pixie will not be pleased, though there is a certain wonderful symmetry in both of us having a spouse in AZ.

Crap.  I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people had fapped all at once and then stopped.

She literally just woke up from a heat induced afternoon nap. I haven't told her yet, but somehow she knows.

RUN!  RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!

It's too late for me. I think it's too late for you, too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yes. Pixie will not be pleased, though there is a certain wonderful symmetry in both of us having a spouse in AZ.

Crap.  I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of people had fapped all at once and then stopped.

She literally just woke up from a heat induced afternoon nap. I haven't told her yet, but somehow she knows.

RUN!  RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!

It's too late for me. I think it's too late for you, too.

If you're okay with it, I'm just gonna stand still and take my medicine like a DIRTY LITTLE GIRL.

[Payne]

Wait.

Heat?  In ENGLAND?

Yes, apparently ever since Pixie dropped the Rain Goddess schtick, things have been getting somewhat High Desert-y around here.

I blame Mexicans, because I'm told that's the chic thing to do these days.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wait.

Heat?  In ENGLAND?

Yes, apparently ever since Pixie dropped the Rain Goddess schtick, things have been getting somewhat High Desert-y around here.

I blame Mexicans, because I'm told that's the chic thing to do these days.

We are told by our leading theologians that this is merely cylical.

Which means that England heats up periodically.  Obvious rubbish.  If it heats up, it turns into goo, and then you have another Wales.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Wait.

Heat?  In ENGLAND?

Yes, apparently ever since Pixie dropped the Rain Goddess schtick, things have been getting somewhat High Desert-y around here.

I blame Mexicans, because I'm told that's the chic thing to do these days.

That, or THANKS, OBAMA!

[Payne]

Wait.

Heat?  In ENGLAND?

Yes, apparently ever since Pixie dropped the Rain Goddess schtick, things have been getting somewhat High Desert-y around here.

I blame Mexicans, because I'm told that's the chic thing to do these days.

That, or THANKS, OBAMA!

OBAMA IS MEXICANS.

[Payne]

PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

[Payne]

PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

Lies.

Payne preincarnates.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

GIGGLES dies and comes back sometimes.
GIGGLES is the next Dalai Lama.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

Lies.

Payne preincarnates.

I can only go by my observational data.  The order in which you perish miserably and then triumphantly return doesn't seem relevant.

[Payne]

PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

Lies.

Payne preincarnates.

I can only go by my observational data.  The order in which you perish miserably and then triumphantly return doesn't seem relevant.

The order is important for Science, I'm told.

I do better Science than Buddhists.

I also have a motorbike, and I've never seen a burning monk on a suzuki.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

PAYNE IS NOT BUDDHISTS.

Let's just examine that, shall we?

Buddhists die, and then come back.

Payne dies, and then comes back.

Lies.

Payne preincarnates.

I can only go by my observational data.  The order in which you perish miserably and then triumphantly return doesn't seem relevant.

The order is important for Science, I'm told.

I do better Science than Buddhists.

I also have a motorbike, and I've never seen a burning monk on a suzuki.

Never been to Venice Beach, then?   

[Payne]

And now I must hand over the internets to Pixie, who fears I may marry everything I see if I am not controlled proper. 

To all a good night!

[LMNO]

HAIL!

A HAIL OF PAYNE!