Did I mention that I have vintage PILLS HERE on display in my living room?

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.

And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.

And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.

I did it because you can't make an omelet without breaking some people, and because the demands of the 21st century will not be denied.  I did it to support the free market system.  I did it because that's how it's DONE, and you weren't gonna be using that brain anyway.  So I made you drink your filthy fucking European liquor, and I made you live outside like a savage. 

Consider it practice.

[EK WAFFLR]

I did it because you can't make an omelet without breaking some people, and because the demands of the 21st century will not be denied.  I did it to support the free market system.  I did it because that's how it's DONE, and you weren't gonna be using that brain anyway.  So I made you drink your filthy fucking European liquor, and I made you live outside like a savage. 

Consider it practice.

I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'll have you know I drank AMERICAN Liquor. If it has been impurefied by the travel across the Atlantic Pond, I don't know. but it tasted very american indeed. So there.

More fool you.

We basically just throw flavorings in paint thinner and call it a day.  The po'buckers can't tell the difference, and would throw GOOD booze back in our faces.

Have I mentioned that I live in hell?

[EK WAFFLR]

That explains the hallucinations.

And, i thought you lived in Heck?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That explains the hallucinations.

And, i thought you lived in Heck?

That's the neighborhood.

The USA is actually the entirety of hell, and each area has its own flavor.

[EK WAFFLR]

Ahh. of course.

Did I mention that I drank the liquor from a hip flask embedded in a mock bible? Pseudo blasphemy has such a sweet smell.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ahh. of course.

Did I mention that I drank the liquor from a hip flask embedded in a mock bible? Pseudo blasphemy has such a sweet smell.

THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!

STICK IT TO THE MAN!

[EK WAFFLR]

Ahh. of course.

Did I mention that I drank the liquor from a hip flask embedded in a mock bible? Pseudo blasphemy has such a sweet smell.

THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!

STICK IT TO THE MAN!

INDEED! THEY ALL REELED IN HORROR!

[Luna]

I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.

And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.

My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated:  Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].

As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space.  Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.

Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.

You're welcome.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.

And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.

My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated:  Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].

As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space.  Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.

Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.

You're welcome.

I can top all of that.

Jeff at work tried currying brussel sprouts in the I&E lab.

[Freeky]

EW!

[Luna]

I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.

And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.

My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated:  Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].

As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space.  Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.

Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.

You're welcome.

I can top all of that.

Jeff at work tried currying brussel sprouts in the I&E lab.

Why the flaming hell...

I don't want to know. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.

And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.

My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated:  Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].

As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space.  Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.

Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.

You're welcome.

I can top all of that.

Jeff at work tried currying brussel sprouts in the I&E lab.

Why the flaming hell...

I don't want to know.

Ima double dog dare Richter to do that at your house.   

[Luna]

I'm in a Horrible Mood.
I just got back from the festival, my bags and clothes smell like they have been moist inside a wet tent for three days, which they have, and my whole fucking body is stiff like a board, from trying to sleep inside said tent while extremely intoxicated.

And I come back to this. THIS. Whatever it is, it is BAD™. I don't know what it is that is BAD™, but something doesn't smell right. And, this time, it is not my fault. I BLAME YOU!
YOU HAVE CREATED THIS SMELL. WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS WHOLESOME HAVE YOU DONE IT?
Confess your sins here, while I go see where I put my syntax gland.

My cure for men cranky from sleeping in a damp tent while intoxicated:  Backrubs... and if that doesn't work to loosen up the muscles, there's [CONTENT CENSORED FOR MULTIPLE NSFW COMMENTS].

As for the smell, I blame a mild dairy allergy, ice cream, and an unwillingness to do THAT in MY living space.  Toss in a good dose of beef and brocoli, and I'm capable of opening a wormhole through time and space to cause the odor to appear in YOUR place.

Think of it as something that's WORSE than what your tent and gear is gonna smell like when you finally get around to sobering up and dealing with it.

You're welcome.

I can top all of that.

Jeff at work tried currying brussel sprouts in the I&E lab.

Why the flaming hell...

I don't want to know.

Ima double dog dare Richter to do that at your house.   

Oh, bloody hell.

I'mma need new fans for every goddamn window, and an industrial air filter for the bathroom.