SexyFish's Worldwide Romance Advice Hotline

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.

If she's 16, she's developmentally disabled. Shouldn't the obsession with non-threatening pussy celeb crushes who make horrible pre-packaged music peak at about 9?

If she's a 40 year old in a Sailor Moon outfit, that's INTERESTING. I want to DRAW HER OUT. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in  this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"



Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's Tucson, Sexyfish.  It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside.  It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do.  It's the detective crying into his whiskey.  It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19. 

Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.

And then it could be Portland, you know?  It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs.  Oh, yes.  Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.

But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.

So, yeah.  That might be what she's trying to say.

This is what I was talking about.

No new revelations, but I was just trying to get my point across to the new people.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in  this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"



Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!

I think I restrained myself admirably. Only as a precaution in case she's really a mildly retarded 16 year old, but I'm pretty sure she's a middle aged Hentai perv.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I need to work Seguin into the mythos.

It's that horrible.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am not talking about the playful posts. I am talking about HOLY SHIT I AM SO DAMNED EARNEST ABOUT TELLING WHAT'S UP posts. 

So, trying to tell some twerp how to not become a pariah before realizing that they don't really want to be a part of a community is laughable?  That's it?

If you're telling an almost-16-year-old how not to be a pariah by being derogatory, it means that somehow you consider her to be at your own maturity level, despite all evidence that she's not. That's cringetastic.

Just saying that in general, I espouse the ethic of cutting a kid some slack, and of baiting the shit out of trolls. There isn't really a useful middle ground IMO.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's Tucson, Sexyfish.  It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside.  It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do.  It's the detective crying into his whiskey.  It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19. 

Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.

And then it could be Portland, you know?  It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs.  Oh, yes.  Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.

But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.

So, yeah.  That might be what she's trying to say.

This is what I was talking about.

No new revelations, but I was just trying to get my point across to the new people.

It's what you'd say  to a new person, including a 16-year-old new person.

TO BE CLEAR: I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS GOTTA SHOW THE NEW TROLL WHAT'S WHAT. SAME STORY EVERY TIME.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

One by one, the brave but foolish PDers rose to take the bait.

And everybody died.

The end.

When will the mass baiting massacre of sexyfish's seemingly innocent and imbecile like behaviour stop all these respectable members falling into her elaborate trap?

Ti's' madness i tell ya'!

Basically, I was thirding this sentiment. For the record.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's Tucson, Sexyfish.  It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside.  It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do.  It's the detective crying into his whiskey.  It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19. 

Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.

And then it could be Portland, you know?  It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs.  Oh, yes.  Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.

But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.

So, yeah.  That might be what she's trying to say.

This is what I was talking about.

No new revelations, but I was just trying to get my point across to the new people.

It's what you'd say  to a new person, including a 16-year-old new person.

TO BE CLEAR: I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS GOTTA SHOW THE NEW TROLL WHAT'S WHAT. SAME STORY EVERY TIME.

Like I said, they all died. 

[Freeky]

Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in  this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"



Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!

Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath.  It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I need to work Seguin into the mythos.

It's that horrible.

Yes, it is.
And our horrible is compressed into a much smaller area, in hazardous concentrations.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's Tucson, Sexyfish.  It's the cops all standing around, looking all sick inside.  It's the paramedic smoking a cigarette, because there's nothing he can do.  It's the detective crying into his whiskey.  It's another dead hooker, stabbed and thrown into a dumpster at the ripe old age of 19. 

Because Jesus doesn't save the guys in Tucson.

And then it could be Portland, you know?  It could the bridges singing their siren song, so fuck it, just drive over the side, just fucking do it, that will show the bastards and the pimps and the snarling dog men and the lawyers pounding on your door with writs.  Oh, yes.  Just drive off the side, and Jesus will be waiting at the bottom with some bourbon, ready to tell you that it was just a joke, just a joke and he didn't mean it.

But it might also be Providence, and the factory sign says "Not hiring", and a generation sits in Murphy's bar, singing old tunes at the karaoke machine, trying desperately to forget that tomorrow is coming, it's HERE, the future has arrived, and you are Not Saved.

So, yeah.  That might be what she's trying to say.

This is what I was talking about.

No new revelations, but I was just trying to get my point across to the new people.

It's what you'd say  to a new person, including a 16-year-old new person.

TO BE CLEAR: I AM TALKING ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS GOTTA SHOW THE NEW TROLL WHAT'S WHAT. SAME STORY EVERY TIME.

Like I said, they all died. 

IS SAD. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in  this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"



Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!

Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath.  It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.

She reminds me a LOT of PKLS. I don't know if she's 16 or 40, but think she's going to stay the way she is.

[SexyFish]

Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would play with her by trolling back and not earnestly trying to show her up, because trying to show her up is the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.

To win, you have to do what they DON'T want you to do.

I'M NOT A TROLL OK LOL WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO PROVE IT

Here's the thing. If you were going to treat her like an almost-16-year-old twit, you'd cut her some slack. If you were going to treat her like a 40-year-old basement-dwelling troll, you would just play with her and not earnestly try to show her up, because that's the desired response. So the confused "I'm going to earnestly try to show you up by giving you advice, calling you names and telling you WHAT REALITY IS" approach is totally LOSING.

If she's 16, she's developmentally disabled. Shouldn't the obsession with non-threatening pussy celeb crushes who make horrible pre-packaged music peak at about 9?

If she's a 40 year old in a Sailor Moon outfit, that's INTERESTING. I want to DRAW HER OUT. 

what makes you think i'm developmentally disabled?

Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in  this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"



Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!

i'm not a kid or a troll though lol i'm a teenager (-:

Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in  this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"



Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!

I think I restrained myself admirably. Only as a precaution in case she's really a mildly retarded 16 year old, but I'm pretty sure she's a middle aged Hentai perv.

not mildly retarded, i'm taking ap bio my senior yearrrr holla

Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in  this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"



Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!

Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath.  It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.

She reminds me a LOT of PKLS. I don't know if she's 16 or 40, but think she's going to stay the way she is.

who is PKLS!? 16

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Not just this person, or this thread, or the people in  this thread. It's just that embarrassing thing that happens when people decide to respond to a troll or suspected troll by going "I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHAT'S WHAT, MISTER!"



Just PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD, GUYS. If you really think it's a kid then play nice. If not, have a good time!

Last "kid" I had any prolonged contact with was a sociopath.  It left a bad taste in my mouth for them.

She reminds me a LOT of PKLS. I don't know if she's 16 or 40, but think she's going to stay the way she is.

Sometimes they're hopeless.

But at that age, you gotta give them a chance before writing them off. TGG got a raft of shit when she first started posting, and TGGR, rest his soul, almost went papa-bear. TGG was younger, sure, but she also had a pretty massive head-start in the intellect and critical thinking departments compared to your average kid.

Or, she's a brilliant troll.