Since Charley left...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

_{Roger is not the oldest.}

We have no age, Luna.

WE'RE FUCKING IMMORTAL

RAH!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

_{Roger is not the oldest.}

I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.

[the last yatto]

This is often a problem with the older generation they give conflicting instrustions and then wonder why their youngers don't know any better. First its no one ever talks and now its they talk too much, its like your porch is the entire state of arizona. You don't dress right, what kinda music is that crap. Its like your repeating what your olders said. I read a paper about how monkeys would to slap each other before they allowed another monkey to touch the box, simply because one monkey get zapped for reaching for the box at the start of the test


For some god damn reason you can't be tattooed before going into the army so I'm just stuck at some building cleaning up after everyone else fun.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is often a problem with the older generation they give conflicting instrustions and then wonder why their youngers don't know any better. First its no one ever talks and now its they talk too much, its like your porch is the entire state of arizona. You don't dress right, what kinda music is that crap. Its like your repeating what your olders said. I read a paper about how monkeys would to slap each other before they allowed another monkey to touch the box, simply because one monkey get zapped for reaching for the box at the start of the test


For some god damn reason you can't be tattooed before going into the army so I'm just stuck at some building cleaning up after everyone else fun.

I think I have found the reason behind the conflicting information. It also explains a lot about the conflicting opinions and messages people often complain about finding here on the board.



It's called "individuals".

[Cain]

I think P3nt is getting on a bit too, you might want to ask him for some ID.

[the last yatto]

individuals you say? I thought we were all mass produced and air mailed by storks

[East Coast Hustle]

The Doobie Brothers sucked goat penis once they started making money, too.

There is quite literally nothing in the entire universe that fills me with blind frothing rage like the sound of Michael McDonald's voice.

[Eater of Clowns]

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

_{Roger is not the oldest.}

I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.

For about a year after first meeting Luna I thought she was in her early to mid 30s.   

[Luna]

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

_{Roger is not the oldest.}

I thought you were like a year or two younger than me.

For about a year after first meeting Luna I thought she was in her early to mid 30s.   

I shall kill this one last.  When I consume his flesh, I will use the finest of spices salvaged from Richter's kitchen, and drink the best bourbon.

The TARDIS has been good to me.   

[P3nT4gR4m]

I think P3nt is getting on a bit too, you might want to ask him for some ID.

Younger than Roger by about 5 or 6 months

But I can provide ID that puts me anywhere from an embryo to an OAP and you'll never spot the fakes

[Cain]

That reminds me - are there any good fakes for biometric ID?  I unfortunately got shoved into that line at Gatwick last week, so I had to have my eyes scanned.

[P3nT4gR4m]

That reminds me - are there any good fakes for biometric ID?  I unfortunately got shoved into that line at Gatwick last week, so I had to have my eyes scanned.

Available at your local mortuary 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

So Old Man... how do you deal with the first clue that maybe you're getting old?

My Dad called last night, apparently he gave his friend (and his friend's son) a ride to the old High School cause the kid is starting there in a few days. Apparently Dad called just to inform me that the average age of teachers at my old high school is now 5-10 years younger than me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So Old Man... how do you deal with the first clue that maybe you're getting old?

With soul-crushing dispair.

The WORST way to deal with it is to become THAT GUY.  You know THAT GUY.

The best way to deal with it is to eat right & exercise.

[MMIX]

Just for the record Charley leaving didn't actually make you the oldest since I am older than Charley is and old enough to be your mother DOUR. I'm not sure whether hirley0 is older too?

See I remember where I was when Kennedy was shot; and I watched the first Moonwalk live, which was at like 3am in the Old World - 'cos it seemed pretty damn epoch making at the time.

And, speaking as a pee-stained elder old enough to be your mother, get your ass to the doctor DOUR, it sounds like it might be a good idea.

MMIX
I was here first so get the fuck off my damn lawn junior