What's REALLY offensive.

[Salty]

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

[AFK]

12.  Don Cherry's wardrobe.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

No, we have higher standards for insanity.

[The Dark Monk]

14. Francophones.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

No, we have higher standards for insanity.

Refering to McCain for putting her on the radar in the first place.

Twid,
only knows the name of one Alaskan governor

[Nephew Twiddleton]

14. Francophones.

BIEN SUR!

[President Television]

9.  Red Rose Tea.  It's CRAP!

Speaking of which, I believe I have a used bag of that horrid swill to mail to your house. I still haven't forgotten the Holy Quest, I'll have you know.

[Salty]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.

If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.

If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.

Ahem.

Twid,
Would not know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.

ETA: fix the not. Also, probably would have thought it something to do with getting drunk and harassing your neighbors with Christmas carols.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.

If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.

Four words:

Jan Brewer.

Sheriff Joe.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.

If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.

Ahem.

Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.

She wasn't McCain's pick.  He got saddled with her.

[President Television]

15. The Littlest Hobo.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.

If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.

Ahem.

Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.

She wasn't McCain's pick.  He got saddled with her.

It was still his ticket. Ok, let's leave Palin as an America's fault thing, and Alaska being separated otherwise a bad thing. We are talking about the people who are the only major power on this continent that has this as a war poster:

16:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.

If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.

Ahem.

Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.

She wasn't McCain's pick.  He got saddled with her.

It was still his ticket. Ok, let's leave Palin as an America's fault thing, and Alaska being separated otherwise a bad thing. We are talking about the people who are the only major power on this continent that has this as a war poster:

16:

In otherwords:

Guys- don't shoot this guy even though his dorkier than the French hat makes you want to.

He's coming along for the Nazi beat down too. Unfortunately.