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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM

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MMMW

17: The myth of Vancouver being one of the most livable cities.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: MMMW on August 21, 2012, 02:36:05 AM
17: The myth of Vancouver being one of the most livable cities.

The myth of Vancouver.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

19. Perogies. - How could cheese dumplings go wrong?  Well you could make them out of flaccid dough fabric and fill them with the dejected curds of ishtar's skanier sister, for a start.  Fuck hell, you all should have stopped at poutine.  Fuck you all to fuck....
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 21, 2012, 02:46:07 AM
19. Perogies. - How could cheese dumplings go wrong?  Well you could make them out of flaccid dough fabric and fill them with the dejected curds of ishtar's skanier sister, for a start.  Fuck hell, you all should have stopped at poutine.  Fuck you all to fuck....

Canadians attempted pierogies.

I'm not sure if I mean that as a question or an incredulous statement.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

5. They leave kitties in dope trailers despite the fact that dope trailers are no place for kitties.

5. Fucking Samsquatch bastards.

12. They fucking knight Bryan Adams, but relegate Bubbles to a shed behind a trailer.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Richter

19.  They still have William Gibson
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:26:47 AM
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10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.

If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.

Ahem.

Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.

She wasn't McCain's pick.  He got saddled with her.

It was still his ticket. Ok, let's leave Palin as an America's fault thing, and Alaska being separated otherwise a bad thing. We are talking about the people who are the only major power on this continent that has this as a war poster:

16:


In otherwords:

Guys- don't shoot this guy even though his dorkier than the French hat makes you want to.

He's coming along for the Nazi beat down too. Unfortunately.

That hat is unmistakeably Scottish, that you confused it with a French dude's hat offends me.

Juana

13. Canadark.

14. They're so polite.

15. Their national anthem

16. Newfies
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Pixie on August 21, 2012, 03:00:52 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:26:47 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:25:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:20:32 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:19:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:18:00 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:14:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 21, 2012, 02:12:38 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:12:14 AM
10) The fact that a man from Newfoundland started this thread is telling.

ACK!  I've been OOTED!

13.) Talking like this.

Quote from: Alty on August 21, 2012, 02:13:15 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 02:10:52 AM
8) Separating Alaska from the rest of USA by land instead of sea.

Actually I think that counts in their favor.

A) Do you want the people who propelled Sarah Palin into the soaring heights she freely climbs now anywhere near your family?

B) We already have enough of your damned fast food places and strip malls. You can't import the midwest here any faster, and that's a motherfucking blessing from GAWDAH.

Someone from Arizona is actually responsible for Palin.

PAH! You didn't see Wasilla when she was run for Governor. The town, such as it is, was littered, plastered, covered, and other adjectives with Sarah Palin. One day one of you will come here long enough for me to take you there, and you may not be scared now, but you will be.

If it wasn't for those morons she would have never been Governor in the first place.

Ahem.

Twid,
Would know what Wasilla was if not for a senator from Arizona.

She wasn't McCain's pick.  He got saddled with her.

It was still his ticket. Ok, let's leave Palin as an America's fault thing, and Alaska being separated otherwise a bad thing. We are talking about the people who are the only major power on this continent that has this as a war poster:

16:


In otherwords:

Guys- don't shoot this guy even though his dorkier than the French hat makes you want to.

He's coming along for the Nazi beat down too. Unfortunately.

That hat is unmistakeably Scottish, that you confused it with a French dude's hat offends me.

I didn't.

I said it was DORKIER than the French.

Twid,
Has Scottish mitochondrial DNA
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

20.  Ketchup Chips.


And Beachcombers is one word... proves he is a Newfie, and not actually Canadian.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman