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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 21, 2012, 02:05:44 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.

I want my Rhizome back. :(

Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

hooplala

Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.

I want my Rhizome back. :(

Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.

*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

East Coast Hustle

I object to people categorizing poutine as a negative factor in the Canada debate.

For one thing, it's not "poutine", it's "poutines". Always.

For another thing, it's from Quebec, not Canada.

And for a third thing, it's one of the most simply amazingly perfect food creations known to mankind. Don't blame the dish itself just because most of you have only ever had a horribly inferior version of it.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

Did anyone mention they're copycats? Fuckers are always doing the American thing five or ten years after we did it.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 04:17:21 AM
I object to people categorizing poutine as a negative factor in the Canada debate.

For one thing, it's not "poutine", it's "poutines". Always.

For another thing, it's from Quebec, not Canada.

And for a third thing, it's one of the most simply amazingly perfect food creations known to mankind. Don't blame the dish itself just because most of you have only ever had a horribly inferior version of it.

What's in it sounds like it might actually be ok, it just LOOKS like vomit.

Do you have a way around this?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

East Coast Hustle

Yes. Use good real cheese curds. Not cottage cheese, not cheese sauce, but real so-goddamn-fresh-they-squeak-when-you-bite-into-them cheese curds. And good thick made-from-scratch gravy, none of this heinz out of a sysco jug crap.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

May I request a recipe for this "poutines"?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:52:44 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:39:22 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 21, 2012, 03:34:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 21, 2012, 03:31:42 AM
Quote from: Net on August 21, 2012, 03:28:59 AM
32. They hog all the poutine.

33. Hoopla

36. Toronto produced Fictionpuss.

37. Toronto apparently ate Rhizome, who was a newb with me, and whom I miss.

Toronto did not eat Rhizome, Rob Ford did... which is close but not the same.

I'm gonna assume Net posted that with something like love.

I want my Rhizome back. :(

Granted I know her real name, what she looks like and have her email address but I want her here on PD dammit.

*steps slowly backwards out of the thread, closing the door quietly behind him*

Hey man. I have no idea who you are. I know who Rhiz is because she has my deets.

I don't know your info other than you are some gut from Canada.

I just miss Rhiz, man.

I just miss Rhiz.

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:15:45 AM
May I request a recipe for this "poutines"?

Sure thing!

take some good french fries (not too thin - shoestring fries don't work too well), throw a handful of good fresh cheese curds on them while they're still piping hot, and cover that whole bad mutha with some good thick beef gravy. Procure one fork, a stack of napkins, and a pair of Depends for when you inevitably shit yourself with culinary glee.

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Signora Pæsior

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 21, 2012, 06:24:44 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 21, 2012, 06:15:45 AM
May I request a recipe for this "poutines"?

Sure thing!

take some good french fries (not too thin - shoestring fries don't work too well), throw a handful of good fresh cheese curds on them while they're still piping hot, and cover that whole bad mutha with some good thick beef gravy. Procure one fork, a stack of napkins, and a pair of Depends for when you inevitably shit yourself with culinary glee.

Oh.

My.

God.

OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM. This sounds amazing and if I wasn't going out to dinner with the MIL I would make this happen RIGHT NOW. Cheese fries I do all the time, but this... nommmmmmm.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole