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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
August 25, 2012, 06:40:56 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days

There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.

Does this happen often? I'm intrigued.

Like it was on a fucking schedule.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#31
August 25, 2012, 06:45:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:40:25 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 25, 2012, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days

There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.

While anticipating an army of backup, and then raging against the Mind Lazors™ when there isn't one.

That's because I have my boot on all of your necks.   :lulz:

STOP MAKING ME DO YOUR BIDDING AND FORCING ALL MY OPINIONS TO MERGE WITH YOURS

OH WAIT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#32
August 25, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
There's also the special "I will raise an army of trolls and burn PD to the ground" option.

Reginald Ret

#33
August 25, 2012, 09:12:46 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
There's also the special "I will raise an army of trolls and burn PD to the ground" option.
That's like shooting a bees nest with bees.
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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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#34
August 25, 2012, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:40:56 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days

There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.

Does this happen often? I'm intrigued.

Like it was on a fucking schedule.

Laugh it up fucker. One day a true champion will arrive and you'll never see them coming and they'll liberate us from you AND WE WILL BE FREE GODDAMNIT!!
:winner:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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The Good Reverend Roger

#35
August 25, 2012, 05:33:12 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
There's also the special "I will raise an army of trolls and burn PD to the ground" option.

Back in the bad old days, I actually tried that.  Lauren saw my ranting, and just as the FCers arrived, she disabled guest posting.

:lulz:

Do never announce that sort of thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
August 25, 2012, 06:36:28 PM
Quote from: :regret: on August 25, 2012, 09:12:46 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
There's also the special "I will raise an army of trolls and burn PD to the ground" option.
That's like shooting a bees nest with bees.

:lulz:

Or fighting an army of flies by throwing rotten meat at them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

HandsomeGirl

#37
August 25, 2012, 06:41:49 PM
I'm actually quite fond of Roger, so far.  He doesn't take any shit, and I think I may well learn some things from him.
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

Signora Pæsior

#38
August 25, 2012, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:41:49 PM
I'm actually quite fond of Roger, so far.  He doesn't take any shit, and I think I may well learn some things from him.

Don't tell him that!
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

HandsomeGirl

#39
August 25, 2012, 10:27:46 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:41:49 PM
I'm actually quite fond of Roger, so far.  He doesn't take any shit, and I think I may well learn some things from him.

Don't tell him that!

Sorry, I "misspoke".  I didn't mean I could legitmately learn something from him, because then my body would shut that whole thing down and I wouldn't become impregnated with truth.

I'll just try making him a sandwich instead.
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

The Dark Monk

#40
August 25, 2012, 10:34:41 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 10:27:46 PM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 10:09:09 PM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 06:41:49 PM
I'm actually quite fond of Roger, so far.  He doesn't take any shit, and I think I may well learn some things from him.

Don't tell him that!

Sorry, I "misspoke".  I didn't mean I could legitmately learn something from him, because then my body would shut that whole thing down and I wouldn't become impregnated with truth.

I'll just try making him a sandwich instead.
From what I see, make sure it's a 100% completed sandwich, or the kitchen will be ablaze.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Cain

#41
August 25, 2012, 11:14:31 PM
Uh oh, giving Roger a sandwich could be seen as a hostile act.

Sandwiches and anarchism have a long history on PD.

HandsomeGirl

#42
August 26, 2012, 12:20:36 AM
You guys are just something else, aren't you? 

In that case, I'll make him some cookies.  It's the least I can do to make up for my severe fucking of his language.
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

Cain

#43
August 26, 2012, 12:23:18 AM
 :lulz:

Cookies are even worse.  Just ask about cookies and pie.

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
August 26, 2012, 03:40:34 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2012, 12:23:18 AM
:lulz:

Cookies are even worse.  Just ask about cookies and pie.

:walken: :mccain: :tyra: :cramulus:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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