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Started by Dildo Argentino, September 18, 2012, 09:42:14 AM

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Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2013, 10:25:13 PM
I was wondering if there was a substance GIGGLES would not stick up his arse?

Thoughts, PD?

My guess is that no, there isn't. And not only that but GIGGLES is directly responsible for the fact that homeopathy doesn't work. It doesn't matter what you mix with what - every molecule on earth has already been processed and homeopathized by the transformative power of GIGGLES' ass.
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If I were water I would be pissed. Imagine how many memories of being in enemas, toilets used by Roger, nuclear reactors, water based lubes, bad american beers... I mean to be stuck with all of those memories, at some point water is gonna just gonna have a psychotic break and its all over for all of us.
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Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 06, 2013, 10:55:44 PM
If I were water I would be pissed. Imagine how many memories of being in enemas, toilets used by Roger, nuclear reactors, water based lubes, bad american beers... I mean to be stuck with all of those memories, at some point water is gonna just gonna have a psychotic break and its all over for all of us.

:lulz:

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Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 06, 2013, 10:55:44 PM
If I were water I would be pissed. Imagine how many memories of being in enemas, toilets used by Roger, nuclear reactors, water based lubes, bad american beers... I mean to be stuck with all of those memories, at some point water is gonna just gonna have a psychotic break and its all over for all of us.

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I'd say "thread over", but sadly, I predict this is not to be.

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it hasn't even made it to page 50...
perhaps if someone could advocate banning homeopathic "medicine"?

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Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 06, 2013, 10:55:44 PM
If I were water I would be pissed. Imagine how many memories of being in enemas, toilets used by Roger, nuclear reactors, water based lubes, bad american beers... I mean to be stuck with all of those memories, at some point water is gonna just gonna have a psychotic break and its all over for all of us.

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Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 07, 2013, 02:44:13 PM
it hasn't even made it to page 50...
perhaps if someone could advocate banning homeopathic "medicine"?
:lulz:
Yeah, but then we'd have to ban Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus.
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Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Alty on February 07, 2013, 04:45:24 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 07, 2013, 02:44:13 PM
it hasn't even made it to page 50...
perhaps if someone could advocate banning homeopathic "medicine"?
:lulz:
Yeah, but then we'd have to ban Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus.

perhaps Jesus could be banned under the purview of the FDA, since he is ritualistically eaten, but Santa and the Tooth Fairy are protected under freedom of religion clause, i would presume.

Salty

Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 07, 2013, 05:03:17 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 07, 2013, 04:45:24 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 07, 2013, 02:44:13 PM
it hasn't even made it to page 50...
perhaps if someone could advocate banning homeopathic "medicine"?
:lulz:
Yeah, but then we'd have to ban Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and Jesus.

perhaps Jesus could be banned under the purview of the FDA, since he is ritualistically eaten, but Santa and the Tooth Fairy are protected under freedom of religion clause, i would presume.

:lulz:
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