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The Good Reverend Roger

#135
October 08, 2012, 05:16:07 PM
I always find it amusing when I hear complaints about things which drag down the "quality" of PD.com.  I mean, the Church WAS basically founded on the practice of clopping people in the head with large bags of wet stuff.  The only friction arises from those who let it rot for so long, the stench overrides the physical pleasure of the blow itself.  If the recipient passes out from the odor before they hit the ground from the BLOW, well where's the fun in THAT?  If they don't lie there and kick convulsively like a big roach for a while after they land, why, I feel so CHEATED.  They just ain't makin' rubes like they used to.

No more Hungarian imports.  They just don't hold up the way the domestic stuff does.

Up the revolution you assbags,
Commander Ringmeat



" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#136
October 08, 2012, 11:55:39 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 08, 2012, 05:16:07 PM
I always find it amusing when I hear complaints about things which drag down the "quality" of PD.com.  I mean, the Church WAS basically founded on the practice of clopping people in the head with large bags of wet stuff.  The only friction arises from those who let it rot for so long, the stench overrides the physical pleasure of the blow itself.  If the recipient passes out from the odor before they hit the ground from the BLOW, well where's the fun in THAT?  If they don't lie there and kick convulsively like a big roach for a while after they land, why, I feel so CHEATED.  They just ain't makin' rubes like they used to.

No more Hungarian imports.  They just don't hold up the way the domestic stuff does.

Up the revolution you assbags,
Commander Ringmeat

Well, shit, THAT'S what I've been doing wrong...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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The Good Reverend Roger

#137
October 10, 2012, 04:44:36 PM
I PM'd Holist and offered to tell him what went wrong for him here, and he decided to instead play amateur psychologist with me (again).

Which sort of makes explaining what happened redundant.   :lulz:

He's fucking hopeless.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#138
October 10, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 04:44:36 PM
I PM'd Holist and offered to tell him what went wrong for him here, and he decided to instead play amateur psychologist with me (again).

Which sort of makes explaining what happened redundant.   :lulz:

He's fucking hopeless.

Futile exercise in futility is futile.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#139
October 10, 2012, 04:48:35 PM
Obviouzzly, we haff here a caze off unrrrezzolffed Fater izzzuez...
                   \

The Good Reverend Roger

#140
October 10, 2012, 04:49:38 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on October 10, 2012, 04:47:14 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 04:44:36 PM
I PM'd Holist and offered to tell him what went wrong for him here, and he decided to instead play amateur psychologist with me (again).

Which sort of makes explaining what happened redundant.   :lulz:

He's fucking hopeless.

Futile exercise in futility is futile.  :lulz:

Yeah, but I have this warped sense of fair play, which prompted me to at least try.

But he's a bitter 40-something aspie who has failed at everything he's ever done (the England thing, for example), and he spends all his time believing in fairy tales about water molecules.  Instead of, you know, finding regular work to support his family.

So it was hopeless to begin with.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#141
October 10, 2012, 04:50:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 10, 2012, 04:48:35 PM
Obviouzzly, we haff here a caze off unrrrezzolffed Fater izzzuez...
                   \


It wasn't QUITE that funny, but it came close.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#142
October 10, 2012, 04:52:46 PM
Regular work is alienating and degrading.  Translators of the world, unite!  You have nothing to lose but your lives!

The Good Reverend Roger

#143
October 10, 2012, 04:55:38 PM
Update:  New response.  Saw something in the post about my mind control over all of you, didn't read, sent back with a "fuck off".

You can set your watch to these fucking aspies, I swear to God.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#144
October 10, 2012, 05:09:24 PM
Dear Reverend, would you be so kind as to quote our PM exchange here, just to clarify matters?
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#145
October 10, 2012, 05:12:46 PM
Quote from: holist on October 10, 2012, 05:09:24 PM
Dear Reverend, would you be so kind as to quote our PM exchange here, just to clarify matters?

Nope.  But you can. 

Now, thing is, we're talking ABOUT you, not TO you.

So fuck off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#146
October 10, 2012, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 04:49:38 PM
But he's a bitter 40-something aspie who has failed at everything he's ever done (the England thing, for example), and he spends all his time believing in fairy tales about water molecules.  Instead of, you know, finding regular work to support his family.

Oh yearhs!! My poor children! Them is starving, unsupported by their fathor! They cringe in ditches!

You poor, silly man.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#147
October 10, 2012, 05:14:10 PM
Quote from: holist on October 10, 2012, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 04:49:38 PM
But he's a bitter 40-something aspie who has failed at everything he's ever done (the England thing, for example), and he spends all his time believing in fairy tales about water molecules.  Instead of, you know, finding regular work to support his family.

Oh yearhs!! My poor children! Them is starving, unsupported by their fathor! They cringe in ditches!

You poor, silly man.

I am curious as to how long you'll keep arguing with a mail bot, though.  :lulz:

You fucked up loser.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#148
October 10, 2012, 05:15:30 PM
Almost as funny as watching him try to erase all his posts the other day.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#149
October 10, 2012, 05:19:46 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 05:12:46 PM
Quote from: holist on October 10, 2012, 05:09:24 PM
Dear Reverend, would you be so kind as to quote our PM exchange here, just to clarify matters?

Nope.  But you can. 

Now, thing is, we're talking ABOUT you, not TO you.

So fuck off.

Incidentally, I reserve the right to post screen shots if you change anything.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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