UNLIMITED holist appreciation thread

[Don Coyote]

Lordy.

An alterego.

"holist" - that's my name. So be careful.

Alty: you were whinging, definitely. Still are, in fact. Get a grip.

Actually, it's my name.

It's MY name.

No, it's mine.

People trying to steal my name?  That's the luck of the straw, I guess.  I'm not whinging about it though.

I'M not stealing anything.

Me, neither. I came about it honestly.

There's only one holist here who laughs at the idea of a husband asking his wife where his keys are.  And that's me.

Look, I don't want any trouble, but stop stealing my keys so you can lose them.

Does that mean you guys know where my keys are too?

I will talk about my keys and my wife in whatever manner I desire.

But it's not FUNNY.

That's not a valid criticism.

Look. Joke is simple. You are stupid. And not me. White space. The End. Roll credits.

[Aucoq]

You guys just don't understand.  You see, it illustrates the mundane conversations between spouses.  Get it?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Lordy.

An alterego.

"holist" - that's my name. So be careful.

Alty: you were whinging, definitely. Still are, in fact. Get a grip.

Actually, it's my name.

It's MY name.

No, it's mine.

People trying to steal my name?  That's the luck of the straw, I guess.  I'm not whinging about it though.

I'M not stealing anything.

Me, neither. I came about it honestly.

There's only one holist here who laughs at the idea of a husband asking his wife where his keys are.  And that's me.

Look, I don't want any trouble, but stop stealing my keys so you can lose them.

Does that mean you guys know where my keys are too?

I will talk about my keys and my wife in whatever manner I desire.

But it's not FUNNY.

That's not a valid criticism.

That's only your opinion.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You guys just don't understand.  You see, it illustrates the mundane conversations between spouses.  Get it?

Something about juxtaposition and tension.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You guys just don't understand.  You see, it illustrates the mundane conversations between spouses.  Get it?

Of course I get it. It's just not good. It's an amateurish effort.

[Aucoq]

You guys just don't understand.  You see, it illustrates the mundane conversations between spouses.  Get it?

Of course I get it. It's just not good. It's an amateurish effort.

Then why did a couple of my friends uncomfortably chuckle after reading it?  Oh, that's right.  Because it's a laugh riot.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You guys just don't understand.  You see, it illustrates the mundane conversations between spouses.  Get it?

[Don Coyote]

It is clearly a meta joke commenting on the lack of humor inherent in speaking with women.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It is clearly a meta joke commenting on the lack of humor inherent in speaking with women.

Whoa, sick burn there, holist!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's clearly a meta-joke commenting on the lack of humour inherent in speaking with women.

I made some edits for you. I'm sure you won't mind.

[Don Coyote]

It's clearly a meta-joke commenting on the lack of humour inherent in speaking with women.

I'm sure you won't mind. I made some edits for you.

meta-sick burn.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's clearly a meta-joke commenting on the lack of humour inherent in speaking with women.

I'm sure you won't mind, but I made some edits for you.

meta-sick burn.

Right back at ya, buddy.

[Aucoq]

I have a new idea for a comic.  I don't think you guys are smart enough to understand it but what the hell.  Maybe this one will get through to you.

In the first panel a man is checking his watch.  It's time for him to leave for work.

In the second panel the man gets his coffee and heads towards the front door.

In the third panel his wife tells him to have a great day.

In the fourth panel he says "you too" and leaves.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!  I almost couldn't type that.  I was laughing so hard!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I have a new idea for a comic.  I don't think you guys are smart enough to understand it but what the hell.  Maybe this one will get through to you.

In the first panel a man is checking his watch.  It's time for him to leave for work.

In the second panel the man gets his coffee and heads towards the front door.

In the third panel his wife tells him to have a great day.

In the fourth panel he says "you too" and leaves.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!  I almost couldn't type that.  I was laughing so hard!

As long as the Queen doesn't find it funny.

I hate that bitch.

[Dildo Argentino]

Hey, fellas! Welcome to my hole!