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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1005 on: October 25, 2012, 04:16:23 am »
Also, math professor broke minds today when asked how to graph the imaginary roots of a parabola on an real 2d coordinate plane.
"I can't graph in 4 dimensions, but it's ok because you don't have 4th dimensional eyes"

I don't know what that means. What math class are you in?

Precalc.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1006 on: October 25, 2012, 01:09:07 pm »
It's funny how a person's tastes can change over time.  Years ago, when Starbucks first came up with their Pumpkin Spice Latte, I couldn't get enough of them, I thought they were awesome.  I used to go out of my way to drink them.  These days, the only thing I really care about drinking is scotch.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1007 on: October 25, 2012, 01:23:31 pm »
Does Starbucks do scotch lattes then?

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1008 on: October 25, 2012, 01:24:36 pm »
I fucking hope not.  I'd hate to see how badly they'd fuck that up.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1009 on: October 25, 2012, 01:30:20 pm »
Yeah.  They'd probably sell it as a frappachino.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1010 on: October 25, 2012, 01:35:10 pm »
"Can I get a grande, soy, no-whip scotch latte?"


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1011 on: October 25, 2012, 02:25:37 pm »
Also, math professor broke minds today when asked how to graph the imaginary roots of a parabola on an real 2d coordinate plane.
"I can't graph in 4 dimensions, but it's ok because you don't have 4th dimensional eyes"

I don't know what that means. What math class are you in?

Precalc.

Oh, ok. I'm taking that next term.  :lulz:
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1012 on: October 25, 2012, 02:26:19 pm »
I can smell my wound. I can smell it all the time.

Course ya can.  It's like shoving a penny up your nose.

Exactly.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1013 on: October 25, 2012, 02:27:10 pm »
I woke up at five.

Do I have to be awake?

No. Class is not until eleven and my children have perfectly good alarm clocks.

Nonetheless, here I am.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1014 on: October 25, 2012, 02:34:36 pm »
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1015 on: October 25, 2012, 02:35:26 pm »
By coincidence, I also woke up at 5am today.

However, that was 9 hours ago.  Your clock must be running late.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1016 on: October 25, 2012, 02:37:16 pm »
Also, math professor broke minds today when asked how to graph the imaginary roots of a parabola on an real 2d coordinate plane.
"I can't graph in 4 dimensions, but it's ok because you don't have 4th dimensional eyes"

I don't know what that means. What math class are you in?

Precalc.

Oh, ok. I'm taking that next term.  :lulz:

I also think I am older than my math professor.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1017 on: October 25, 2012, 04:18:01 pm »
It's funny how a person's tastes can change over time.  Years ago, when Starbucks first came up with their Pumpkin Spice Latte, I couldn't get enough of them, I thought they were awesome.  I used to go out of my way to drink them.  These days, the only thing I really care about drinking is scotch.
I used to be like that, too. And now I'm only interested it in chocolate milk, which is about all I order from there these days.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1018 on: October 25, 2012, 04:24:16 pm »
Also, yay for Villager's illness being managable!
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #1019 on: October 25, 2012, 05:47:26 pm »
WHAT DO, PEEDEE?

I'm *this* close to losing my shit with my housemates.

One of my candleholders got broken, and no one mentioned a damn thing about it. The bathroom and kitchen have been overdue for a clean by my housemates for a week now, they dump all the post into a box that never gets separated out which led to me failing to notice that my new debit card had been sent (My account WAS going to be transferred to another bank, which was then pulled out of...) I went to go by smokes and my card was refused, phoned the bank and got the why explained to me, cancelled the card that was sent and got some emergency money, got home, found the card!

So the bathroom is getting done at the weekend, the kitchen maybe never, and I'm about to totally fucking lose it.

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