So, my dear Reverend...

[leln]

You remember how last year, you gave out assignments for Halloween costumes? And you promised Holiness® to all those who fulfilled your demands?

It's been more than a year and a day.

Luna and I are still waiting for our reward. I went to class as Susan B. Anthony in heels (skirt several inches above ankle + visible wrists = Sexy Suffragette. Two birds with one stone) and Luna took pains to become Betty Boop.

For the record, I figure that by now any cop-outs relating to Richter's facial hair are moot. Yes, I remember that too. Shut up, it's part of the reason you keep me around.

If the two of us chose to demand interest on the late payment, how might you respond? I'm curious.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

 

[leln]

The pics were posted last year, and I'm too lazy to go looking for the thread.

And sadly, I never could quite pull off the constipated, "this-is-a-portrait" look that S.B. Anthony had in the source materials I consulted, though I did my best to fake it.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,30129.msg1110759.html#msg1110759

[Luna]

Librarians never forget ANYTHING.   

[Richter]

Leln

Please remain calm - put down the keys.

Now, I have no reason to believe you're going anywhere extraordinary, or up to anything bad.  ...Except for the menacing cant you have to carrying that book cradle.

[leln]

Leln

Please remain calm - put down the keys.

Now, I have no reason to believe you're going anywhere extraordinary, or up to anything bad.  ...Except for the menacing cant you have to carrying that book cradle.

You always assume the worst about me, and why? All because many synthetic book cradles are made of rigid materials that shatter on impact.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Great Scott...I'd forgotten all about this.

Please take the ensuing pause as evidence that I am madly trying to come up with something appropriate.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Leln

Please remain calm - put down the keys.

Now, I have no reason to believe you're going anywhere extraordinary, or up to anything bad.  ...Except for the menacing cant you have to carrying that book cradle.

You always assume the worst about me, and why? All because many synthetic book cradles are made of rigid materials that shatter on impact.

[Richter]

Leln

Please remain calm - put down the keys.

Now, I have no reason to believe you're going anywhere extraordinary, or up to anything bad.  ...Except for the menacing cant you have to carrying that book cradle.

You always assume the worst about me, and why? All because many synthetic book cradles are made of rigid materials that shatter on impact.

That and I saw what happened to the last person who folded over a page corner in your presence.

Poor damn fool.... they never suspect until it is too late, and then it's like an episode of "Read or Die" staring Nigel, co written by Giger, Gaiman, and Dali.

[Luna]

Leln

Please remain calm - put down the keys.

Now, I have no reason to believe you're going anywhere extraordinary, or up to anything bad.  ...Except for the menacing cant you have to carrying that book cradle.

You always assume the worst about me, and why? All because many synthetic book cradles are made of rigid materials that shatter on impact.

That and I saw what happened to the last person who folded over a page corner in your presence.

Poor damn fool.... they never suspect until it is too late, and then it's like an episode of "Read or Die" staring Nigel, co written by Giger, Gaiman, and Dali.

People wonder why I've switched to a kindle.

[leln]

Great Scott...I'd forgotten all about this.

Please take the ensuing pause as evidence that I am madly trying to come up with something appropriate.

You forgot?

I noticed.

But the ensuing pause means my work here is done.

People wonder why I've switched to a kindle.

E-books are problematic from the preservation standpoint (seriously, do you know how much it costs to maintain that shit in quasi-perpetuity? With the suspension of disbelief that a power surge could never possibly occur? Physical copies as backup for the win). But it's true, I won't challenge you for defacing a book that has yet to age into a historical artifact.

For now.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Great Scott...I'd forgotten all about this.

Please take the ensuing pause as evidence that I am madly trying to come up with something appropriate.

You forgot?

I noticed.

But the ensuing pause means my work here is done.

I'm old.  I forget all kinds of shit.

Hell, yesterday, I forgot about Dre.

[leln]

Great Scott...I'd forgotten all about this.

Please take the ensuing pause as evidence that I am madly trying to come up with something appropriate.

You forgot?

I noticed.

But the ensuing pause means my work here is done.

I'm old.  I forget all kinds of shit.

Hell, yesterday, I forgot about Dre.

To hijack the overused trope-Yeah, that's what she said.

I figure I win whether or not you choose to participate in this discussion.

Cut me some slack here, Holy Man. I've been baiting the bull for more than twenty-four hours. It took you until now? Honestly?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Great Scott...I'd forgotten all about this.

Please take the ensuing pause as evidence that I am madly trying to come up with something appropriate.

You forgot?

I noticed.

But the ensuing pause means my work here is done.

I'm old.  I forget all kinds of shit.

Hell, yesterday, I forgot about Dre.

To hijack the overused trope-Yeah, that's what she said.

I figure I win whether or not you choose to participate in this discussion.

Cut me some slack here, Holy Man. I've been baiting the bull for more than twenty-four hours. It took you until now? Honestly?

I was too hung over overcome with Holiness^TM to get out of bed yesterday.