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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 03, 2012, 05:05:04 PM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#45
December 05, 2012, 06:05:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 03, 2012, 06:26:26 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 03, 2012, 06:23:54 PM
Everyone has to wear a fedora hat.  No exceptions.

Shit, yes.  This country has been going to the DOGS since people stopped wearing hats.  PROPER hats, I mean, not some ballcap on sideways or any shit like that.

Fedoras or flat caps.  OR GTFO.

Women too. And gloves. FFS.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Don Coyote

#46
December 05, 2012, 06:11:19 PM
the thing is. Do we want collared shirts ties and jackets to come back?

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
December 05, 2012, 06:12:33 PM
Quote from: H0list on December 05, 2012, 06:11:19 PM
the thing is. Do we want collared shirts ties and jackets to come back?

No.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#48
December 05, 2012, 07:33:53 PM
Yes. For everyone.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Elder Iptuous

#49
December 05, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
im disappointed that we're not all wearing shiny synthetic one piece jumpsuits, yet.

LMNO

#50
December 05, 2012, 07:37:11 PM
Collared shirts (no button-down collars), Jackets when temperate, ties optional.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#51
December 05, 2012, 07:51:23 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 05, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
im disappointed that we're not all wearing shiny synthetic one piece jumpsuits, yet.

Uhhh....McDonald's. Cheetos. Mountain Dew. America(TM).
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#52
December 05, 2012, 07:52:27 PM
Ippie- im not. Actually i never ever really got that. People from the future have strange fashion sense and i think thats why we keep them there.
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Elder Iptuous

#53
December 05, 2012, 09:16:36 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on December 05, 2012, 07:51:23 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 05, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
im disappointed that we're not all wearing shiny synthetic one piece jumpsuits, yet.

Uhhh....McDonald's. Cheetos. Mountain Dew. America(TM).

whu?

The Good Reverend Roger

#54
December 05, 2012, 09:27:59 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 05, 2012, 07:37:11 PM
Collared shirts (no button-down collars), Jackets when temperate, ties optional.

Blasphemer.  The only acceptable collared shirts are those with insanely ugly "Hawaiian" prints on them.  All others are SACRILEGE and a form of SIN that cannot be countenanced.

You see my avatar?  That's BEFORE the Truth was revealed to me.  Consult the Book of Richterian Wisdom.  T-shirts or GTFO.  And ties are a Satanic symbol.  Wear one in Arizona and we'll make your eyes bleed, if you don't suffocate first.  The Sun God takes no prisoners.

REPENT, FOOLS!  THERE'S STILL TIME! TOO LATE!  YOU'RE GONNA BURN!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
December 05, 2012, 09:28:52 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on December 05, 2012, 07:51:23 PM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 05, 2012, 07:36:53 PM
im disappointed that we're not all wearing shiny synthetic one piece jumpsuits, yet.

Uhhh....McDonald's. Cheetos. Mountain Dew. America(TM).

Yep.  We have a CULTURAL cheesy synthetic jumpsuit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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