The Last Whiskey Bar

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Villager and i are going to holliston to go see the worlds largest rosary (its made with anchor chain and boulders) and look at the shiny xmas display. Or were going back to her place and watching doctor who. This all depends on whether or not the lab freezers get repaired quickly or if she has to stay late and move samples.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Lift cancelled because of EVERYTHING IS FUCKED.

Anyway, I've had it up to my bottom lip with Holist.  Every time we start getting something moving here, asshole shows up and derails everything.  I can't holler at anyone for responding to him, because I do it myself...But writing here has become about as much fun as writing on 23AE, with the Uncle BadTouch family trolls shitting all over everything.

I am open to suggestions.

I would suggest a pledge, but we've proven over and over again that the members here, for whatever reason, are no longer mentally or emotionally capable of maintaining a pledge for even a few hours. Or perhaps they simply don't understand what "pledge" means, or what the purpose of it is. Or, possibly, they like holist and enjoy having him around, so they prefer to encourage him by responding rather than run the risk that he get bored of being ignored and go away.

I know I really can't ignore the prick, for the sole reason that he picks someone he thinks is vulnerable and then dumps on them (imagine what life is like for his GF?  One wife already escaped him).  In particular, he's got a bone for Twid, following him around and telling him his music sucks (it doesn't), as it is "poorly written and executed".

He does this because he knows Twid's had a rough time.  He is therefore trying to make Twid upset, and to one degree or another, it seems to be working.

Holist is a parasite.

Yep.

He picks on women and people he thinks are easy targets.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

HATE YOU DREAMHOST!  HATE YOU SO MUCH!  INNA FACE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Now retyping a full page of the project in Word.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The part of my hair that isn't tightly tied down is a peculiar cross between tentacles and curls right now, which makes a casual tumble unlikely.

WTF?

I have never understood why women think mussed hair is un-sexy.

Mussed hair is dead sexy. My just-woke-up-bed-head-hair is sexy. My post shower taming of the tresses . . . I have to tie my hair up or I sit on it instead of the toilet or the chair or whatever. Which is fine. But my hair has a mind of it's own once it's been fed with water and soap. It curls and tangles and . . . well I can store my knitting needles in the gathering of curls around my forehead.

And by casual tumble, I meant it was unlikely to have fallen off my head without me noticing. Not that I wouldn't be able to get laid because of my hair. :P

Just to make sure we're on the same page here.

I'm a huge fan of long hair, but wow.  That must be a solid bitch to take care of.

And please make your metaphors more clear.  LMNO and I are depending on You People to not fuck with our heads that way.  We are old and vile, and our blood pressure is dicey.

That's why my hair is chin-length now. It was down to my ass for a long time, but it was such a MASSIVE PAIN IN THE ASS that I just wore it in a bun all the time.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The part of my hair that isn't tightly tied down is a peculiar cross between tentacles and curls right now, which makes a casual tumble unlikely.

WTF?

I have never understood why women think mussed hair is un-sexy.

Mussed hair is dead sexy. My just-woke-up-bed-head-hair is sexy. My post shower taming of the tresses . . . I have to tie my hair up or I sit on it instead of the toilet or the chair or whatever. Which is fine. But my hair has a mind of it's own once it's been fed with water and soap. It curls and tangles and . . . well I can store my knitting needles in the gathering of curls around my forehead.

And by casual tumble, I meant it was unlikely to have fallen off my head without me noticing. Not that I wouldn't be able to get laid because of my hair. :P

Just to make sure we're on the same page here.

I'm a huge fan of long hair, but wow.  That must be a solid bitch to take care of.

And please make your metaphors more clear.  LMNO and I are depending on You People to not fuck with our heads that way.  We are old and vile, and our blood pressure is dicey.

That's why my hair is chin-length now. It was down to my ass for a long time, but it was such a MASSIVE PAIN IN THE ASS that I just wore it in a bun all the time.

My hair is about an inch long right now.  But it won't live to see next Friday.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Villager and i are going to holliston to go see the worlds largest rosary (its made with anchor chain and boulders) and look at the shiny xmas display. Or were going back to her place and watching doctor who. This all depends on whether or not the lab freezers get repaired quickly or if she has to stay late and move samples.

Gotta love those small-town attractions! We have one up the peninsula in Scappoose; THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CANDLE.

At least, it was until 2009, when some podunk town in Germany built a bigger one for no apparent reason.

Yeah.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Villager and i are going to holliston to go see the worlds largest rosary (its made with anchor chain and boulders) and look at the shiny xmas display. Or were going back to her place and watching doctor who. This all depends on whether or not the lab freezers get repaired quickly or if she has to stay late and move samples.

Gotta love those small-town attractions! We have one up the peninsula in Scappoose; THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CANDLE.

At least, it was until 2009, when some podunk town in Germany built a bigger one for no apparent reason.

Yeah.

Seguin has the world's largest cashew.  It's not even real.

Texans are weird.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Villager and i are going to holliston to go see the worlds largest rosary (its made with anchor chain and boulders) and look at the shiny xmas display. Or were going back to her place and watching doctor who. This all depends on whether or not the lab freezers get repaired quickly or if she has to stay late and move samples.

Gotta love those small-town attractions! We have one up the peninsula in Scappoose; THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CANDLE.

At least, it was until 2009, when some podunk town in Germany built a bigger one for no apparent reason.

Yeah.

Seguin has the world's largest cashew.  It's not even real.

Texans are weird.

There's something extra-funny about that.

A GIANT CASHEW. STATUE.

[Juana]

That length would drive me batshit. mine's too long now, and it's only halfway down my shoulder blades. D:

TGG got herself a mohawk on account of Arizona.

It succeeded in one respect (no furnace on her head), and failed in another (it is impossible to properly rebel in the TGRR household).

I'm picturing a short(er?) version of you with one of those.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That length would drive me batshit. mine's too long now, and it's only halfway down my shoulder blades. D:

TGG got herself a mohawk on account of Arizona.

It succeeded in one respect (no furnace on her head), and failed in another (it is impossible to properly rebel in the TGRR household).

I'm picturing a short(er?) version of you with one of those.

I haven't met TGG, but my mental image of her is that she's about the same size as her father, and absolutely terrifying.

[Juana]

Villager and i are going to holliston to go see the worlds largest rosary (its made with anchor chain and boulders) and look at the shiny xmas display. Or were going back to her place and watching doctor who. This all depends on whether or not the lab freezers get repaired quickly or if she has to stay late and move samples.

Gotta love those small-town attractions! We have one up the peninsula in Scappoose; THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CANDLE.

At least, it was until 2009, when some podunk town in Germany built a bigger one for no apparent reason.

Yeah.

Seguin has the world's largest cashew.  It's not even real.

Texans are weird.

There's something extra-funny about that.

A GIANT CASHEW. STATUE.

That shouldn't even count.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Does Texas even grow cashews?

[Juana]

That length would drive me batshit. mine's too long now, and it's only halfway down my shoulder blades. D:

TGG got herself a mohawk on account of Arizona.

It succeeded in one respect (no furnace on her head), and failed in another (it is impossible to properly rebel in the TGRR household).

I'm picturing a short(er?) version of you with one of those.

I haven't met TGG, but my mental image of her is that she's about the same size as her father, and absolutely terrifying.

Yes.

[Cain]

Swapped out the Saber for the Vindicator.  Not nearly as powerful, but only a quarter of the weight.  Still, killing things aint easy without hitting them in the head.  Not to mention I keep getting drawn against Reapers...unlike Cerberus or Geth, only two units have barriers, one is a complete bastard to shoot, and the other kills you if you get too close.

Sigh.

Back to work tonight anyway, I'll work on the challenge tomorrow.