The Last Whiskey Bar

[LMNO]

Does this also mean that hipsters will be more likely to listen to my music and say that they liked me before i was cool?

In about 20 more years.  There are stages to this.

Last month, I heard Aerosmith playing on the piped-in music in a drugstore.  True story. 

You will also find that any previous ability to dance to contemporary music has vanished.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Does this also mean that hipsters will be more likely to listen to my music and say that they liked me before i was cool?

In about 20 more years.  There are stages to this.

Last month, I heard Aerosmith playing on the piped-in music in a drugstore.  True story. 

You will also find that any previous ability to dance to contemporary music has vanished.

Wait a couple more years, LMNO.  You'll stop caring.  In fact, the urge to try, with the goal of embarrassing younger relations, will overwhelm you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So hey guys, it turns out that Facebook Discordians are INCREDIBLY easy to fuck with. I know that Howl has known that for a long time, but I'm finally trying it and they're getting all catty on me. 

They're more fun than you know what to do with...Especially since many of them were of the fold before they were lured away by Zuckerberg and turned into heathen. 

I feel an epistle coming on.

Seriously, I love that if you reply in a literal and factual fashion to anyone about anything, they promptly start accusing you of being "too serious" It's AWESOME. 

The epistle should get some froth going.

Which group are you trolling?  the 2011 ones?

I'm trolling the regular one; the one that has like 3000 members and nobody posts anything above the intellectual equivalent of "replace the word "love" in a song with the word "fuck".

I'm not kidding about that. 

There's a guy named Steve who is seriously butthurt because I tl;dr at him and then bumped a bunch of the stupidest threads I could find.

To old timers:  Think PD, circa early 2003.  All day.

It's true. And horrible. The inanity is leaking out EVERYWHERE, and Steve is really, REALLY butthurt. Now he's following me around in different threads sulking at me.

You're turning into me, you know. 

Oh yay! So I guess there's at least ONE benefit of getting older... I get to become a curmudgeon.

Yep.  And there's a benefit for guys, too.  The single male/female ratio approaches 0.

Doesn't help if you're not single, of course.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S THE OTHER THING!  Your brain will try to make you look like a TOTAL HORSE'S ASS by convincing you that you can STAY YOUNG if you date or fuck younger people!  You can be that ridiculous combover/cougar, fucking around with someone half your age, while everyone openly laughs at you!  BE THE FIRST ASSHOLE IN YOUR OLD FOLKS HOME TO RUN OUT AND GET A TWENTYSOMETHING FOR THE PASSENGER SEAT OF YOUR MIATA!

I AIN'T TURNING IN MY VOLVO STATION WAGON FOR ANYTHING, OLD MAN!

Not even for a piece of fresh sausage.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Does this also mean that hipsters will be more likely to listen to my music and say that they liked me before i was cool?

In about 20 more years.  There are stages to this.

Last month, I heard Aerosmith playing on the piped-in music in a drugstore.  True story. 

You will also find that any previous ability to dance to contemporary music has vanished.

Wait a couple more years, LMNO.  You'll stop caring.  In fact, the urge to try, with the goal of embarrassing younger relations, will overwhelm you.

Oh yes. Yes indeed. So much.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I AIN'T TURNING IN MY VOLVO STATION WAGON FOR ANYTHING, OLD MAN!

Not even for a piece of fresh sausage.

That's OKAY!  You'll be up to your bits in hipsters before you know it!

Would you like to hear more?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Does this also mean that hipsters will be more likely to listen to my music and say that they liked me before i was cool?

In about 20 more years.  There are stages to this.

Last month, I heard Aerosmith playing on the piped-in music in a drugstore.  True story.

Realizing that they no longer bother censoring George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" and that they play it on the "Soft Classics" station made me feel olllllllld.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I AIN'T TURNING IN MY VOLVO STATION WAGON FOR ANYTHING, OLD MAN!

Not even for a piece of fresh sausage.

That's OKAY!  You'll be up to your bits in hipsters before you know it!

Would you like to hear more?

Nooooooooooooooooooo  Don't tell me that I won't be able to move fast enough to keep up with their rate of increase anymore.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I AIN'T TURNING IN MY VOLVO STATION WAGON FOR ANYTHING, OLD MAN!

Not even for a piece of fresh sausage.

That's OKAY!  You'll be up to your bits in hipsters before you know it!

Would you like to hear more?

Nooooooooooooooooooo  Don't tell me that I won't be able to move fast enough to keep up with their rate of increase anymore.

Oh, it's far worse than that.

[trippinprincezz13]

Yep, even seasonings... I found the little fuckers in my CAYENNE PEPPER once! I hates them. HATES. They prefer starches but will get into almost anything in a pinch. Including things you would never think of like dry beans and cocoa powder. But if you have room in the freezer, that will both prevent them from moving into your spices and kill any eggs they may have laid. It takes at least a week to kill the eggs, so be persistent! And I'm not sure how they do it, but I think they may lay eggs around the lids of sealed products; freeze those too. You will win!

Damn...that's ridiculous. And cayenne is one of the last places I would have thought of. I did dump a few this morning that I knew were old and sitting for a while, but going through everything later I guess. Sucks, I only have a freezer that is a box on top of the fridge - as opposed to side by side doors. And it's pretty full as it is (though this may be a good opportunty to clear out old freezer-burned stuff in there too. Maybe I'll try to do it in shifts, then quarantine things as I move them. Best I can do at this point. Now would be the time it'd be nice to have a more steady cold outside, but it's still been above freezing most days even if it drops at night.

Thanks again! Wish me luck!

I'm thinking of tossing the microwave too - for all I know they're all up in the vents there too. Would suck, but I don't use a microwave THAT much that I would miss it terribly.

If you do it in shifts, I'd suggest storing the ones that have been frozen in a Rubbermaid tub outside to hopefully prevent recontamination.

No need to worry about your microwave; just focus on eliminating their food sources and you can beat them.

Cool, thank you. I have a spare rubbermaid lying around so that should do. And I'm not terribly worried about anyone climbing on the balcony to steal some spices. I'll see what I can do with the freezer, but probably will need to do it in shifts.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

ive always been incapable of dancing to contemporary music.

[trippinprincezz13]

ive always been incapable of dancing to contemporary music.

The most I can pull off is the equivelant of the goth dance from South Park.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX_-rhFvq5Y

Or at least that's the best way for me to stay off the radar

I can only assume that this means in 20 years or so I'll be some sort of dancing GOD.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My dancing abilities consist of putting the horns in the air and moving my head rapidly in an exaggerated yes motion.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My dancing abilities consist of putting the horns in the air and moving my head rapidly in an exaggerated yes motion.

I dance like a truck.  Specifically, a concrete truck with a bad front end, driven by a blind & intoxicated chimpanzee, through a crowded area.  The other dancers scream at me and threaten to call the cops, but I heed them not...For I am a

DANCE COMMANDER!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

in other news another heavy metal radio station and a song that mentions the astral plane and the chosen one. I should make a list of these so i dont use them ever.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ok i literally just cracked up laughing just now. If you can track it down on youtube you should listen to the begining of the last chance by tacere. The lyrics are.... Well its not all the lyrics. Its also the musical context.