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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 04, 2012, 11:55:35 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#15
December 05, 2012, 01:03:50 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 05, 2012, 01:02:17 AM
There isn't.

I wonder if in a couple of years they'll be looking for restoration surgeries.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#16
December 05, 2012, 01:06:01 AM
If you feel the need to have your junk chopped up to make it more "attractive", then you are a hopeless fucking Pink.

Note that I distinguish between this and "female circumcision" which is not a voluntary thing, and the people who do it to children should be fed to wild animals.  Not hyperbole.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
December 05, 2012, 01:12:50 AM
Oh, hey...VAGINAL BLEACHING!


http://www.alternet.org/story/145461/the_6_weirdest_things_women_do_to_their_vaginas

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#18
December 05, 2012, 01:14:24 AM
HEY DOC, YOU KNOW THAT PART OF MY JUNK THAT'S DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF MY SEXUAL PLEASURE?

YEAH, COULD YOU HACK SOME OF THAT OFF PLEASE?
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#19
December 05, 2012, 01:16:29 AM
Also at the link I posted:  Vaginal Altoids.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#20
December 05, 2012, 01:18:08 AM

there were a couple that i think looked slightly better after (not enough to warrant a knife, mind you), but most looked worse!
i would also say most looked a bit obvious after that there was a knife involved.  that would raise my eyebrows significantly more than if it simply had a clitoral hood that required a little more muzzling to get to the point, or labia that gave a bit to suck on.
also, i can understand the choice of harsh lighting, camera angle, and use of latex gloved hand or some....stainless steel lip spreaders(?!) for the 'before' pictures, but i can't for the life of me figure out why they pretty much used the same methods in the 'after' shot.

for simply making the procedures available to women, i can't rightly fault anyone.  but if the reason it is monstrous is due to the slick marketing, i gotta say..... i could really do a better job than this guy.  :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
December 05, 2012, 01:37:31 AM
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on December 05, 2012, 01:18:08 AM

there were a couple that i think looked slightly better after (not enough to warrant a knife, mind you), but most looked worse!
i would also say most looked a bit obvious after that there was a knife involved.  that would raise my eyebrows significantly more than if it simply had a clitoral hood that required a little more muzzling to get to the point, or labia that gave a bit to suck on.
also, i can understand the choice of harsh lighting, camera angle, and use of latex gloved hand or some....stainless steel lip spreaders(?!) for the 'before' pictures, but i can't for the life of me figure out why they pretty much used the same methods in the 'after' shot.

for simply making the procedures available to women, i can't rightly fault anyone.  but if the reason it is monstrous is due to the slick marketing, i gotta say..... i could really do a better job than this guy.  :lol:

That's just one random plastic surgeon that I Googled. There are  thousands of websites advertising these surgeries, some slicker than others. Google "vaginoplasty" to get a sense of what I mean.
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Don Coyote

#22
December 05, 2012, 01:44:56 AM
Nevermind the fact that this exists, I think it is more troubling that women are getting conned out money to have their vagina's hacked at with the results being touted as better, because to be honest, the afters still look vagina-like enough that along with being on a doctor's webpage, gives those pictures the air of legitimacy of what a vagina should look like, compounded with the censoring of nudity in media in the US.


I lost my train of thought.

Vaginas.

DAMNIT!!!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
December 05, 2012, 01:46:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2012, 01:12:50 AM
Oh, hey...VAGINAL BLEACHING!


http://www.alternet.org/story/145461/the_6_weirdest_things_women_do_to_their_vaginas

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

THIS IS AMERICA.

Jesus fucking christ. If your vag smells bad, you either need a shower or a doctor. And FFS, VAGINA LOOKS LIKE VAGINA. I have never in my entire life worried that my VAGINA MIGHT NOT BE PRETTY ENOUGH.

Hey Doctor, I think my VAGINA MIGHT NOT BE VERY PRETTY.

EXCUSE ME MISS, BUT YOUR VAGINA IS A GODDAMN VAGINA. GUESS WHAT, BALLS AREN'T PRETTY EITHER.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#24
December 05, 2012, 01:46:56 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 01:46:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2012, 01:12:50 AM
Oh, hey...VAGINAL BLEACHING!


http://www.alternet.org/story/145461/the_6_weirdest_things_women_do_to_their_vaginas

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

THIS IS AMERICA.

Jesus fucking christ. If your vag smells bad, you either need a shower or a doctor. And FFS, VAGINA LOOKS LIKE VAGINA. I have never in my entire life worried that my VAGINA MIGHT NOT BE PRETTY ENOUGH.

Hey Doctor, I think my VAGINA MIGHT NOT BE VERY PRETTY.

EXCUSE ME MISS, BUT YOUR VAGINA IS A GODDAMN VAGINA. GUESS WHAT, BALLS AREN'T PRETTY EITHER.

That doctor also offers testicle implants.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
December 05, 2012, 01:48:13 AM
DEAR DOCTOR, I'M CONCERNED THAT MY VAGINA ISN'T FEMININE ENOUGH.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
December 05, 2012, 01:48:35 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 05, 2012, 01:46:56 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 01:46:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2012, 01:12:50 AM
Oh, hey...VAGINAL BLEACHING!


http://www.alternet.org/story/145461/the_6_weirdest_things_women_do_to_their_vaginas

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

THIS IS AMERICA.

Jesus fucking christ. If your vag smells bad, you either need a shower or a doctor. And FFS, VAGINA LOOKS LIKE VAGINA. I have never in my entire life worried that my VAGINA MIGHT NOT BE PRETTY ENOUGH.

Hey Doctor, I think my VAGINA MIGHT NOT BE VERY PRETTY.

EXCUSE ME MISS, BUT YOUR VAGINA IS A GODDAMN VAGINA. GUESS WHAT, BALLS AREN'T PRETTY EITHER.

That doctor also offers testicle implants.

OH

FUCK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
December 05, 2012, 01:50:14 AM
You know, testicle implants because you lost a nut to cancer is one thing.

COSMETIC TESTICLE IMPLANTS

BECAUSE YOUR UGLY, WRINKLY, HAIRY NUTSACK ISN'T BIG ENOUGH

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#28
December 05, 2012, 01:52:51 AM Last Edit: December 05, 2012, 01:54:38 AM by American Jackal
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 01:50:14 AM
You know, testicle implants because you lost a nut to cancer is one thing.

COSMETIC TESTICLE IMPLANTS

BECAUSE YOUR UGLY, WRINKLY, HAIRY NUTSACK ISN'T BIG ENOUGH

:horrormirth:
:lulz:

DOKTOR!!!! I NEED MORE MANLINESS!!!

ACHTUNG!!!! ALLOW ME TO SURGICALLY IMPLANT ZEE LARGER TESTICLES IN TO YOUR SACK!!!! ALZO I GIVES YOU TWO MORE BALLS!!!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
December 05, 2012, 01:58:54 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 05, 2012, 01:52:51 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 01:50:14 AM
You know, testicle implants because you lost a nut to cancer is one thing.

COSMETIC TESTICLE IMPLANTS

BECAUSE YOUR UGLY, WRINKLY, HAIRY NUTSACK ISN'T BIG ENOUGH

:horrormirth:
:lulz:

DOKTOR!!!! I NEED MORE MANLINESS!!!

ACHTUNG!!!! ALLOW ME TO SURGICALLY IMPLANT ZEE LARGER TESTICLES IN TO YOUR SACK!!!! ALZO I GIVES YOU TWO MORE BALLS!!!!!

MAN WITH FOUR BALLS IS AUTOMATICALLY TWICE AS MANLY AS MAN WITH ONLY TWO BALLS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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