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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 04, 2012, 11:55:35 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

December 04, 2012, 11:55:35 PM
COME UP WITH THIS SHIT?

http://nsfwcorp.com/dispatch/loose-lips-buy-yachts

I don't mean the post. I mean what the post is about.

CLITORAL REDUCTION????  :eek:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1
December 05, 2012, 12:05:57 AM
Women in other countries are mutilated and disfigured due to oppression and being the equivalent of property.

Here in AmericaTM, the women PAY for it.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Don Coyote

#2
December 05, 2012, 12:13:41 AM
Some men are threatened by large clitori?
Some women feel it isn't feminine to have a large clitoris?

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
December 05, 2012, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 05, 2012, 12:13:41 AM
Some men are threatened by large clitori?
Some women feel it isn't feminine to have a large clitoris?

You'd think that due to certain kinds of humor and anecdotes in our culture that all involved would be appreciative of a larger clit.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

#4
December 05, 2012, 12:19:13 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on December 05, 2012, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 05, 2012, 12:13:41 AM
Some men are threatened by large clitori?
Some women feel it isn't feminine to have a large clitoris?

You'd think that due to certain kinds of humor and anecdotes in our culture that all involved would be appreciative of a larger clit.

Ya, but a big clit looks like a small penis in some ways.
And that is just gay.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
December 05, 2012, 12:42:29 AM
NOT THE GAY!  :eek: :eek: :eek:

I shudder to think about what  clit-reduction surgery entails.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#6
December 05, 2012, 12:46:12 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 12:42:29 AM
NOT THE GAY!  :eek: :eek: :eek:

I shudder to think about what  clit-reduction surgery entails.

Hacking bits of nerve-ending rich tissue off?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
December 05, 2012, 12:49:46 AM
OK, here are some before and after pictures.

NSFW.

http://www.altermd.com/clitoropexy_clitorial_hood_reduction_examples.htm

Other than being iodine-stained, I see not a single thing wrong with any of the "before surgery" clits. They look like TOTALLY NORMAL CLITS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
December 05, 2012, 12:50:17 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 05, 2012, 12:46:12 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 12:42:29 AM
NOT THE GAY!  :eek: :eek: :eek:

I shudder to think about what  clit-reduction surgery entails.

Hacking bits of nerve-ending rich tissue off?

IT'S

FUCKING

INSANITY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#9
December 05, 2012, 12:53:16 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 12:49:46 AM
OK, here are some before and after pictures.

NSFW.

http://www.altermd.com/clitoropexy_clitorial_hood_reduction_examples.htm

Other than being iodine-stained, I see not a single thing wrong with any of the "before surgery" clits. They look like TOTALLY NORMAL CLITS.

Me neither. but see

Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 12:50:17 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on December 05, 2012, 12:46:12 AM
Quote from: FROTISTED FUDGE CAK on December 05, 2012, 12:42:29 AM
NOT THE GAY!  :eek: :eek: :eek:

I shudder to think about what  clit-reduction surgery entails.

Hacking bits of nerve-ending rich tissue off?

IT'S

FUCKING

INSANITY.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
December 05, 2012, 12:54:20 AM
whimper
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#11
December 05, 2012, 12:59:46 AM
 :horrormirth:

Fucking insanity indeed.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#12
December 05, 2012, 12:59:56 AM
I see nothing wrong with the befores.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

#13
December 05, 2012, 01:02:17 AM
There isn't.

Cain

#14
December 05, 2012, 01:03:12 AM
<3 Leigh Cowart. 
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