Automated Rogerbot

[Pæs]

DEAR ROGERBOT: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Pæs]

DEAR ROGERBOT: ANAL?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.

You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.

It is!

That's why we're afraid of it.

I would be too! I'd probably be too pance-poompingly scared to even venture outside a bomb shelter if I lived in the US.

We have three kinds of snow in New England.

A "dusting", the slurpee stuff, and "Oh god, we have nowhere else to put this shit, and those mounds we made won't melt til July"

There's actually this big grimy thing I pass on the way to the train station- I think that it's one of those snow mounds we made a couple of years ago that won't melt because it's insulated under several layers of exhaust and shaded by a bridge. And we get 38C weather in August.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.

You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.

It is!

That's why we're afraid of it.

I would be too! I'd probably be too pance-poompingly scared to even venture outside a bomb shelter if I lived in the US.

Well, between the flying sharks and the bearodactyls, I couldn't blame you. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Here, when it snows, everyone goes home and locks their doors. Huddled in fear, we pray that it just stays snow and doesn't escalate.

When Voltaire visited Norway a couple of years ago, he said he almost didn't make it due to blizzard at JFK Airport. When he landed in Norway he realized that "What we Americans call a blizzard is called Friday in Norway".

There's currently snow halfway up my thighs outside my door.

Oh, we don't worry about blizzards here! We don't have them. Usually, if it snows, it accumulates maybe two inches and then promptly melts. The problem is when instead of that happening, something else happens, because it can happen really quickly and we have no way of knowing what it might be.

You guys have TOO MUCH weather over there. It's unethical.

It is!

That's why we're afraid of it.

I would be too! I'd probably be too pance-poompingly scared to even venture outside a bomb shelter if I lived in the US.

Well, between the flying sharks and the bearodactyls, I couldn't blame you. 

That shit's going in the comic. I don't know when or where, but it is.

[LMNO]

I saw the word "Bearodactyl", and I shit my pance with glee.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I saw the word "Bearodactyl", and I shit my pance with glee.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's not exactly what I was looking for, but apparently Rule 34 has failed me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What's the best way to dance?

ALL NIGHT LONG.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Dear Holy Man™ and Personal Saviour©,

Why the flying FUCK do my countrymen lapse into shock and get really surprised when the snow comes? EVERY FUCKING YEAR?

Because they're DUMB.  Just like over here.

BOY, IT SURE GOT HOT THIS YEAR!

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.  WE LIVE IN A DESERT.

[Suu]

It's not exactly what I was looking for, but apparently Rule 34 has failed me.

[Suu]

DEAR ROGERBOT: what is best in life?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

All night long? Even if im really bad at dancing? Im irish remember. We dance without moving out arms or torsos or heads.

[Pæs]

DEAR ROGERBOT: what is best in life?

OH, OH, I KNOW THIS ONE.

TO TROLL YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DISABLE REGISTRATION BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE INFIGHTING OF THEIR MEMBERS.

or 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

DEAR ROGERBOT: what is best in life?

Boobs.
Sleeping in.
Tormenting stupid people.
Irresponsible driving.
Irresponsible firearm use.
Boobs.